Sardar & his wife went 4 divorce Judge:U have 3 kids. How will u divide them? Sardar thinks & says ‘oye! Idea, We’ll come next year with 1 more’
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Sardar & his wife went 4 divorce
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Category Archives: Mobile Sms Messages
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PAANI se COCACOLA banane ka Formula
PAANI se COCACOLA banane ka Formula 1 bottle pani Lo use freez me rakho 1ghante baad nikalo thanda Pani milega Aur THANDA MATLAB COCACOLA
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JAAN mAango to JAAN denge
JAAN mAango to JAAN denge DIL maango to DIL denge DHADKAN maango to DHADKAN denge Kyunki teeno film ki C.D. mere pass he
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Jab Apka Janam Hua
Jab Apka Janam HuaBadal FataAdbhut Roshani HuiGod Khud Sab Ke Samne Prakat Hue Or Bole-SORRY Galti Ho Gai Please ADJUST KarLena
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Saas-aane do mere bete ko,use beth kar samjhaungi tere kartut
Saas: aane do mere bete ko,use beth kar samjhaungi tere kartut Bahu: koi faida nhi Saas: kyu Bahu: aap BAITH k samjhaogi, me SO k samjhaungi.
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Wife running after a garbage truck
Wife running after a garbage truck said: “Am I too late for the garbage? “ Santa following her shouted: Not too late u can still Jump in!
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70 saal k unmarried budhe ne pepar me add diya
70 saal k unmarried budhe ne pepar me add diya “RISHTA-CHAHIYE” 1 month bad jawab aya “Is umar me RISHTEY Nahi FARISHTEY aate he”
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Aaj ka sawal
Aaj ka sawal pyar ho jata hai ya karna padta hai? very simple Ladki khubsurat ho to ho jata he aur agar amiir ho to karna padta he
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Sachin gives a Pepsi bottle 2 Dhoni & Dhoni gives it 2 Sehwag
Sachin gives a Pepsi bottle 2 Dhoni & Dhoni gives it 2 Sehwag U know y?Sehwag is the OPENER
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Biwi : Agar Me Mt.Everst Par Chadu To Tum Mujhe Kya Doge
Biwi : Agar Me Mt.Everst Par Chadu To Tum Mujhe Kya Doge Pati : Isme puchne wali kya baat he DHAKKA Dunga Aur Kyaa !
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Koi 5-10 acche sMs hai kya?
Koi 5-10 acche sMs hai kya? agar hai to..! pls pls pls Delete kar do na! jab bhejna nahi hai to rakhne ka kya fayda..!
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Taraste hue uske hatho ne teri kalai ko chua hai
Taraste hue uske hatho ne teri kalai ko chua hai Jaise uski har saans puch rahi ho……….Bhaiyya Time kya hua hai
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Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI
Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?? Student : Umeed Mat Haro Shadi K Baad B Ladki Pat Sakti He
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Santa: Why is the Police nicknamed ”The heart of the country’ ?
Santa: Why is the Police nicknamed ”The heart of the country’ ? Banta: It beats, beats & beats…
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