Bacha: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?


Bacha: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha? Mummy: Nahi to ! Bacha: To fir paida hone k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise


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Hum Kya Jane Gum Kya Hota Hai


Hum Kya Jane Gum Kya Hota HaiHum Kya Jane Gum Kise Kehte HaiHum Kya Jane Gum Kya Cheez Hoti Hai Hum To Hamesha FEVICOL Use Karte Ha


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LAALU : Are O Bhaiya Ye Bandarwa Ka Photu Kitne Ka He?


LAALU : Are O Bhaiya Ye Bandarwa Ka Photu Kitne Ka He? DUKANWALA : Photu Nhi Sahib Wo To Sheesha Hai.


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Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi


Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi,Aap ke siwa koi yad ata nahi,Hasrat hai ki aap ko roz dekhun Par Kmbakt Wo BNDARWALA Aap ko lata hi nahi


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Agar 5 min me apka koi b sms nhi aaya to aaj apni dosti khatam


Agar 5 min me apka koi b sms nhi aaya to aaj apni dosti khatam Khallas Over Finish Kal fir start


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Jane wo humse kya chupati thi


Jane wo humse kya chupati thikuch tha uske hot pemagar na jane kyu shrmati thijab humne muh khulvyato pata chalasali gutka khati thi


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Santa : Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,kitna Paisa lagega?


Santa : Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,kitna Paisa lagega? Banta : Kuch B nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne k liye Paise nahi lagte


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Pati – I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.


Pati – I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.Friend – didnt you follow them?Pati – Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie !


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Today’s Titanic’s 94 Anniversary.


Today’s Titanic’s 94 Anniversary.So Every True Lover is Requested.In Memory of Jack & Rose.To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minute


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Registan k tufan ruka nai krte


Registan k tufan ruka nai krteSamundar k pani sukha nai krteAap hum ko sMs karo ya na karoPar hum Dosto k inbox khali chhoda nai krte


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santa:Judge mujhe TALAAQ chahiye


santa:Judge mujhe TALAAQ chahiye, meri biwi ne ek saal se mujhse baat nhi ki!Judge:Ek baar phir sochle,aisi biwi naseeb walon ko milti


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Sardar: “I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years


Sardar: “I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years”.Friend:Then what happened?Sardar:Nothing,she married the postman


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Indians,Finally we have achieved INDEPENDANCE


Indians,Finally we have achieved INDEPENDANCESender:Mahatma Gandhi Sent:00:00:00 am15-08-1947 sorry for delay Network is Busy


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Santa:beta give them a bucket of water!


Santa’s son: papa,there r people at the door, they r asking for donation for swimming pool. Santa:beta give them a bucket of water!


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