Bacha: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha? Mummy: Nahi to ! Bacha: To fir paida hone k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise
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Bacha: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha? Mummy: Nahi to ! Bacha: To fir paida hone k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise
Hum Kya Jane Gum Kya Hota HaiHum Kya Jane Gum Kise Kehte HaiHum Kya Jane Gum Kya Cheez Hoti Hai Hum To Hamesha FEVICOL Use Karte Ha
LAALU : Are O Bhaiya Ye Bandarwa Ka Photu Kitne Ka He? DUKANWALA : Photu Nhi Sahib Wo To Sheesha Hai.
Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi,Aap ke siwa koi yad ata nahi,Hasrat hai ki aap ko roz dekhun Par Kmbakt Wo BNDARWALA Aap ko lata hi nahi
Agar 5 min me apka koi b sms nhi aaya to aaj apni dosti khatam Khallas Over Finish Kal fir start
Santa-Doctor,I hv a problmDr-Whats ur problem?Santa-I forget thingsDr-Since wen u r hving dis Problm?Santa-Which problem ?
Jane wo humse kya chupati thikuch tha uske hot pemagar na jane kyu shrmati thijab humne muh khulvyato pata chalasali gutka khati thi
Santa : Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,kitna Paisa lagega? Banta : Kuch B nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne k liye Paise nahi lagte
Pati – I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.Friend – didnt you follow them?Pati – Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie !
Today’s Titanic’s 94 Anniversary.So Every True Lover is Requested.In Memory of Jack & Rose.To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minute
Registan k tufan ruka nai krteSamundar k pani sukha nai krteAap hum ko sMs karo ya na karoPar hum Dosto k inbox khali chhoda nai krte
santa:Judge mujhe TALAAQ chahiye, meri biwi ne ek saal se mujhse baat nhi ki!Judge:Ek baar phir sochle,aisi biwi naseeb walon ko milti
Sardar: “I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years”.Friend:Then what happened?Sardar:Nothing,she married the postman
Indians,Finally we have achieved INDEPENDANCESender:Mahatma Gandhi Sent:00:00:00 am15-08-1947 sorry for delay Network is Busy
Santa’s son: papa,there r people at the door, they r asking for donation for swimming pool. Santa:beta give them a bucket of water!