Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
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Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
SAWAAL:Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai? JAWAAB: Taaki pati ko yaad rahe ki Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali he
Mausam ka ishaara hai, Hasraton ne pukaara hai,Kaise kahe ke kitna miss karte hai hum aapko….Yeh SMS ussi yaad ka ek Ishaara hai
friends jaldi check karo: Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai?? ? ?? ? Pakad Lo, Nhi To Bhag JayegA
Washing Pwder NirmaWashin pwdr NirmaDudh c Safedi Nirma s AyeRangin KapdaB Khil-2 Jae AAP Ko Kuch b Bhejo Padte zarur H,wo bi TONE k sath
1 pagal doosre pagal se : Yaar light chali gyi. 2nd pagal:To fan chalu kro! 1st pagal:Pagal ho kya? Mombatti buj nahi jayegi!
Public To Sardar : Logo Ne Aapko Q Mara ? Sardar : Yaar, Jeweller Ki Dukan Me Sales Girl Ko Puchha, ‘Sone Ka Rate Kya Hai…?’
A drunk SARDAR fall from 2rd floor,People gathered and asked, kya hua ?He replied, ‘Pata nahi me bhi abhi niche aaya hun’
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’Teacher: What?Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha…… Abe kya hai sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya
Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?They think their picture is being taken.
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.Do U know what the business was in?He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,’aap dekh rahe hein star tv’.Sardar jee bole,’oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?’
A Teacher lecturing on population:In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!