Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS?

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS? Sardar angrily said,i know it means: S – Sardaron kaM – Mazak udane kiS – servic

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Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket?

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket?Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?Sardar:Yes, I will give both of them

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Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha thaTourist: agar samne se sher a jaye to?Sardar: oye, right ka indicator deke left mud jayenge

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Aplication by santa:

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

Aplication by sardar: Dear sir,Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day. Thank you.

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Anand to Sardar : Aao ji, Chess khelte hain

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

Anand to Sardar : ‘Aao ji, Chess khelte hain’ Sardar: ‘Tu chal,main sports shoes, Gloves aur Helmat Pehan kar aata hun!’

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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more

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Sardar apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat.

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

Sardar apne bete se: Oye, Gabra mat,Tu sher da puttar hayBeta: Oye PapajiTeacher bhi yehi bolti hay ki tu kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai.

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Teen sardar bed pe so rahy thay,

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

Teen sardar bed pe so rahy thay,un teenon ko jaga thek se nahi mil rahi thi.phir aik sardar bed se niche sone laga.2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa

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Banta to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

Banta to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, not my friend

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1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai?Sardar Ne socha socha,bahot soocha Or bola…..“Railway Station”

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Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,He wanted to save money so what did he do?Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

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Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.

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