Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS? Sardar angrily said,i know it means: S – Sardaron kaM – Mazak udane kiS – servic
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Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS?
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Category Archives: Mobile Sms Messages
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Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket?
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket?Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?Sardar:Yes, I will give both of them
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Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha
Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha thaTourist: agar samne se sher a jaye to?Sardar: oye, right ka indicator deke left mud jayenge
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Aplication by santa:
Aplication by sardar: Dear sir,Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day. Thank you.
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Anand to Sardar : Aao ji, Chess khelte hain
Anand to Sardar : ‘Aao ji, Chess khelte hain’ Sardar: ‘Tu chal,main sports shoes, Gloves aur Helmat Pehan kar aata hun!’
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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more
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Sardar apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat.
Sardar apne bete se: Oye, Gabra mat,Tu sher da puttar hayBeta: Oye PapajiTeacher bhi yehi bolti hay ki tu kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai.
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Teen sardar bed pe so rahy thay,
Teen sardar bed pe so rahy thay,un teenon ko jaga thek se nahi mil rahi thi.phir aik sardar bed se niche sone laga.2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa
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Banta to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Banta to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, not my friend
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1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta
1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai?Sardar Ne socha socha,bahot soocha Or bola…..“Railway Station”
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Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab
Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,He wanted to save money so what did he do?Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
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Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
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SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To1 Time 100rs Fine2 Time 2003 Time 500Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”
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Teacher : What is your caste ?
Teacher : What is your caste ?Student : Pehle hum Singh they,Fir Rajput hue,Fir Sharma ho gaye,Abhi hai Darzi….Aage Mummy ki marzi
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Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Sweetest Proposal by KG class BoyBoy:Kya tu mujhse shaudi kalegi?Gal:NaiBoy:Kalle na plzGal:nai mai nai kalungiBoy:kalle na didi plzzz…
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