Teacher: Why are you late?Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 RupeesStudent: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees
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Category Archives: Mobile Sms Messages
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TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
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Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
Teacher teaching Algebra to StudentA=B=Cit means A=CSir asked student to give example for it!Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter.
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A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules
A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campusHe wrote: Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers
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Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA
Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?….Student:ADNAN SAMI
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Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka
Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de,Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
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Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.
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Banta 2 Sardar: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi ootaya?
Banta 2 Sardar: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi ootaya? Santa: kiun ootayon ? 30 rupaiye de key gana luwaya ae ohnu tera peo sune ga?
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A simple calculation on how long we will be lovely friends.
A simple calculation on how long we will be lovely friends. Count the stars in heaven + sand on the shore and multiply by the heartbeat = FOREVER
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If a drop of water falls in lake there Is no identity
If a drop of water falls in lake there Is no identityBut if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearlSo choose the best place where you should shine.
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Khushi se dil ko aabad karna
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna,Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi,Is Din ek baar YAAD karna. Happy Valantine day my sweet Heart
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Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath
Wife:”Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete ?” HUSBAND: “Sahi suna he,” Wife: “aisa kion?” Husband: “Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain.”
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.Husband is liver & wife is kidney,If liver fails, kidney fails,If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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Wife: Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun
Wife: Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab HunHusband : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har saal change kar leta
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Death is not the greatest loss in life
Death is not the greatest loss in life,the greatest loss of life is when relationship dies amoung uswhile we r alive
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