Age Of Drinks: 1 to 5 breast Milk,5 to 15 Horlicks,15 to 25 beer,25 to 32 Fresh Milk,32 to 40 whisky,40 to 50 Oldmonk,50 to 60 vodka,60 to 70 Tonic,70 Gangajal
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Age Of Drinks: 1 to 5 breast Milk,5 to 15 Horlicks,15 to 25 beer,25 to 32 Fresh Milk,32 to 40 whisky,40 to 50 Oldmonk,50 to 60 vodka,60 to 70 Tonic,70 Gangajal
Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar k drwaje pe likhte the “Atithi Devo bhav”Phir likha “shubh laabh”Phir likha “u r welcome”, aur ab “KUTTON SE SAVDHAN”
Although the world is full of Suffering,it is also full of the overcoming of it. ………..By Helen Keller
As long as you put in the work,you can own the dream.When the work stops,the dream disappears.
Be at peace with yourself first andthen you will be able to bring peace to others. ………..By Thomas A.Kempis
Be nice to everyone on your way to the topbecause you pass them all on the way down. ……….By Fred A. Hufnagel Sr
LFE IS AT IT’S WEAKEST WHEN THERE IS MORE DOUBTS THAN TRUSTBUT IT’S STRONGEST WHEN THERE IS MORE TRUST THAN DOUBTS
Oka roju cheemalanni cycle race pettukunnayi …….. oka cheema chala fast ga velutundhi sudden ga oka elephant vacchindhi aa cheema sudden ga break vesi ila andi \”Na kodaka intlo cheppocchava leda\” …………By Abhi
Aisi kaun si line jise bolne k baad dhobi maar nahi khaega ? Bhabhi sare kapde nikal dena abhi aa raha hu
Ek pathan road pe potty kar raha tha. Police ne usey pakar liya, Jab usey le jaane lagey to mathan bola: “Saboot to utha lao”
Husband: Tumse shaadi karke Mujhe ek bahut bada faayafa hua hai. Wife: Woh kya? Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil Gayi….!
Arz hai, Khidki se dekha to road pe koi nahi tha,Road par ja k dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.
Santa son to Papa: Papa ye star log jab mandir ate hai tab kala chashma kyu pehnte hai? Papa: Kahi bhagwanunhe pehchan k autographna maang le
Train me 1 macchar chinese par baitha,wo pakad k kha gaya. Fir 1 macchar marwadi pe baitha, Usne pakad k chinese se pucha: Kharidoge kya?
Pappu Blood k bare me kitab padh raha tha Bap ne Pucha: Q aaj ye kya padh rahe ho Pappu: Mujhe Doctor ne kaha hai ki mera kal BLOOD Test he