Age Of Drinks


Age Of Drinks: 1 to 5 breast Milk,5 to 15 Horlicks,15 to 25 beer,25 to 32 Fresh Milk,32 to 40 whisky,40 to 50 Oldmonk,50 to 60 vodka,60 to 70 Tonic,70 Gangajal


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KUTTON SE SAVDHAN


Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar k drwaje pe likhte the “Atithi Devo bhav”Phir likha “shubh laabh”Phir likha “u r welcome”, aur ab “KUTTON SE SAVDHAN”


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Be nice to everyone on your way to the top


Be nice to everyone on your way to the topbecause you pass them all on the way down. ……….By Fred A. Hufnagel Sr


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LFE IS AT IT’S WEAKEST WHEN THERE IS MORE DOUBTS THAN TRUST


LFE IS AT IT’S WEAKEST WHEN THERE IS MORE DOUBTS THAN TRUSTBUT IT’S STRONGEST WHEN THERE IS MORE TRUST THAN DOUBTS


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Oka roju cheemalanni …….


Oka roju cheemalanni cycle race pettukunnayi …….. oka cheema chala fast ga velutundhi sudden ga oka elephant vacchindhi aa cheema sudden ga break vesi ila andi \”Na kodaka intlo cheppocchava leda\” …………By Abhi


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Aisi kaun si line jise bolne k baad dhobi maar nahi khaega ?


Aisi kaun si line jise bolne k baad dhobi maar nahi khaega ? Bhabhi sare kapde nikal dena abhi aa raha hu


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Ek pathan road pe potty kar raha tha.


Ek pathan road pe potty kar raha tha. Police ne usey pakar liya, Jab usey le jaane lagey to mathan bola: “Saboot to utha lao”


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Husband: Tumse shaadi karke Mujhe ek bahut bada faayafa hua hai


Husband: Tumse shaadi karke Mujhe ek bahut bada faayafa hua hai. Wife: Woh kya? Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil Gayi….!


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Santa son to Papa: Papa ye star log jab mandir ate hai


Santa son to Papa: Papa ye star log jab mandir ate hai tab kala chashma kyu pehnte hai? Papa: Kahi bhagwanunhe pehchan k autographna maang le


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Train me 1 macchar chinese par baitha,wo pakad k kha gaya


Train me 1 macchar chinese par baitha,wo pakad k kha gaya. Fir 1 macchar marwadi pe baitha, Usne pakad k chinese se pucha: Kharidoge kya?


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Pappu Blood k bare me kitab padh raha tha


Pappu Blood k bare me kitab padh raha tha Bap ne Pucha: Q aaj ye kya padh rahe ho Pappu: Mujhe Doctor ne kaha hai ki mera kal BLOOD Test he


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