Category Archives: Mobile Sms Messages

Ek dost ne santa se Poocha ” Yaar tu Hamesha Foreign channel

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Ek dost ne santa se Poocha ” Yaar tu Hamesha Foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta hai” .. . Santa: “Yaar Kuch Bijli unki bhi Kharach hone do”


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Santa Bag lekar bus me ghusa,

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Santa Bag lekar bus me ghusa, Aur zor se Chillaya Khabardar, Koi apni jagah se nahi hilega Santa Singh KulFiwala Khudsabke pas aega


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Boy: Teacher Gandhi ji K sir pe baal kyo nahi the.

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Boy: Teacher Gandhi ji K sir pe baal kyo nahi the. Teacher: Ye inteligents logon ki Nishani He. Boy: Haa,Tabhi Ladkiyo k Baal Itne Lumbe Hai.


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Pass Dis Heart 2 All ur

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.”””, ,”””. ” Friend “ “.Love.” “,,” Pass Dis Heart 2 All urFriends & Also 2 Me.If 5Cum Back,U’ll Get A Big Surprise on 14 FEB.


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Ek Chipkali ne gana sunaya

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Ek Chipkali ne gana sunaya,to baaki saari Chipkaliya zameen par gir gayi, Pucho kyun ? Quki Baaki sabhi Chipkaliya Talli Mar rahi thi.


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Teacher: Kabir ka koi doha sunao ?

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Teacher: Kabir ka koi doha sunao ? Little Marwadi Child: “Kabir salo bewakoof,Doho diyo banaye, Khud to salo khisak gayo,Manne diyo fasaye”.


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Banta: Biwi agar husband ko naukar samjhe

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Banta: Biwi agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye ? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi,Do Char Ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.


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Sardar ne Ek machis ki tili jalai

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Sardar ne Ek machis ki tili jalai nahi jali Dusri jalai,nahi jali 3 jalai wo jal gai To sardar ne jaldi se bujha di or bola ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hu..


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Whats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ?

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Whats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ? …..They have Same Motto ” We NEED CHANGE”


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Nayi Dulhan ko Dulhe ne Suhagrat pe Muh Dikhai k Rs 25,000 Diye

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Nayi Dulhan ko Dulhe ne Suhagrat pe Muh Dikhai k Rs 25,000 Diye,Dulhan ne Paise dekh kar pucha ” Kitne Log Hai”


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Akbar: Kal maine sapna Dekha ki tum Gobar me gir Gaye

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Akbar: Kal maine sapna Dekha ki tum Gobar me gir Gaye aur mai Shehad(Honey) me! Birbal: Ji Maharaj Fir Mai Apko chatne laga Aur Aap Mujh


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Twinkle twinkle little star in telangana style……

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Merishe merishe oh sinni sukka,  Pareshan ithini ninnu zushi\\\’ Zameen kelli masthu dooram iunnav, Aasmanla vajram lekka vunnav               ………..By Abhi


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Are o friendwa

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Are o friendwa,tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do.


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