A raindrop may look 2 small


A raindrop may look 2 small2 eyes between somewhere a thirsty flower await its fall.A small sms may seem 2 small 2 u but sum where a heart remembers u when it receives your sms.Keep SMS’ing…


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What was GOD’s First Reaction when he made a ‘African’ ?


What was GOD’s First Reaction when he made a ‘African?’ Socho…… Socho… Dont know.. Oh! shit jal gaya!!


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Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai


Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,Aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai..!


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Kya bindas hawa chal raheli hai


Kya bindas hawa chal raheli hai,birds gana ga rahele hain,Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aurdhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain.


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Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.


Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua.


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Neend me ho to 1 sapna bhejo,


Neend me ho to 1 sapna bhejo,Jag rahe ho to Fasana Bhejo, Hans Rahe to Jok Bhejo, Ro rahe ho to Anshu Bhejo, Kuch nahi kar rahe ho to, SMS Bhejo.


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NEW EXAM PATTERN IN INDIA


NEW EXAM PATTERN IN INDIA GENERAL: Answer all questions OBC: Answer any 1 question SC: Only read d questions ST: Thanks for cuming GUJJARS: Thanks for allowing others to attend the exams


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Full form of a GIRL


Full form of a GIRL G: Goli dene m sabse aage. I : Innocent sirf face se. R: Rone dhone ki automatic machine. L:Ladai me sabki maa.


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A boy was following a Girl


A boy was following a Girl, Girl Replied: Don’t follow me, my SISTER is Coming behind u.Boy replied: Don’t Worry My brother is Following her


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2 men jumping from buiding terrace.


2 men jumping from buiding terrace.1st: This is my 50th time,I’m a record holder. 2nd: this is my first time.I’m a “Satyam share Holder”


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Johny Johny, Yes papa.


Johny Johny, Yes papa.No msgs ,why papa,Remove ur simcard quick papa,Put ur cell in the well papa,Clap ur handsHa…Ha…Ha…..


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Agar marwadi Ladkiya Papita Bechti To


Agar marwadi Ladkiya Papita Bechti To,Ladko Ka Bahut Fayda Hota. Kyu Ki Ladkiyo Ko Ye Aawaz Lagani Padti, Pappi To Le Lo… Pappi To Le Lo…


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