Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun


Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.Sardar:No mam, I will not be able to attend it.Teacher :Why?Sardar:My mother will not allow me to go so far !


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After de death of EMRAN HASHMI


After de death of EMRAN HASHMI what will be written on his grave ‘Do Not Disturb’ Soney de SAALE ko.Pehli baar akela so raha hai!


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ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se kaha


ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se kaha:“Beta ab humari izzat tumare haath mai hai”Dulha: Pareshaan mat ho aaj he loot longa


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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai


Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai, ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.Mom: tera dost chor hai kya ?Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.


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Jab gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye


Jab gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagayeViru: kya hua?kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the


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Ek larki darzi ki dukan pe jati hai aur pochti hai


Ek larki darzi ki dukan pe jati hai aur pochti hai,Gi yahan galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.


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God apun se puchha,kidhar jana mangta?


God apun se puchha,kidhar jana mangta? Swarg Ya Narak ?Apun bola Narak ! Apun janta,tum saala dost log udharich milega.Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg


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Boy asks to Girl: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi


Boy asks to Girl: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi ?Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tak pitoge ?


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Wife: last night i dreamt of u buying me a diamond necklace.?


Wife: last night i dreamt of u buying me a diamond necklace.?Husband:tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it


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Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai


Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai ‘Light chali gai hai, Aadmi bnaijo’Officer: ‘Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao’


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Pledge of BOYS


Pledge of BOYS: India is our nation,girls r our destination, dating is our occupation, flirting is our profession,to hell with education..,


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