Teacher sabse garam chez kia he


Teacher sabse garam chez kia hestudent: jalta howa bulbteacher: shabash woh kesestudent: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi


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Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over


Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over.Pls change ur underwear today and enjoy 1 year validity


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Man:Doctor Mujhe normal potti nahi aati


Man:Doctor Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Doctor:PoTTI KHA…!


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Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.


Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto ke samne chaddi mat utarna.Basanti: Viru dar mat maine chaddi pahni hi nahi hai…


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Man said passionately: Will you marry me?


Man said passionately: Will you marry me?My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!


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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?


Son: Dad, what is an idiot?Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him.Do you understand me?Son: No.


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Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.


Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.Student: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.


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Young girl praying:plz God,marry me with intelligent man


Young girl praying:plz God,marry me with intelligent man God replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married


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– Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll


Girls before marriage look like barbi DollAfter mariage beautiful DollAfter 1 year nice DollAfter 2 Years only Doll And After 3 Years panaDoll


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Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka


Subjiwala: madam ye 500 kanote blouse se nikala hai kya?Madam: hann par kaise laga?Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muhabhi bhi khula hua hai!


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