A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishtaafter a month he got a letter“mian sahib” iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein. …..By Subir
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A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
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Category Archives: Mobile Sms Messages
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Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or Gravity ki khoj ki
Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or Gravity ki khoj ki,ye pucho ki 25 saal se TOILET Karta tha ,wo kya upar jata tha?sala chutiya bana gaya.
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Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga,pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun,phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga.
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Aapke haath me mobile hai
Aapke haath me mobile hai,Chehere pe khubh See smile hai,SMS ki aChchi khasi File hai,Phir bhi SMS nahi karte, yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai..?
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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
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Forest king Virappan died last week.
Forest king Virappan died last week.In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins.Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.I suggest them ur name. They said “We cannot disturb our boss.”
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I saw U on ROAD today.
I saw U on ROAD today.U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:- ” WHO LET THE DOGS OUT”
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Press Down if u think u r MAD
Press Down if u think u r MAD.I can’t Believe u Did That!Again?For God Sake! LORD!!Why u Still Doing it?Truth is out now!MENTAL CASE!!
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Dil tha ameer or mukadar gareeb tha
Dil tha ameer or mukadar gareeb tha,Mil kar bichdna hi mera naseeb tha,Caha kar bhi kuch kar na sake hum,Ghar bhi Jalta raha aur samundar karib tha.
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Hichkiyan dilakar ye kase uljhan badha rahe ho
Hichkiyan dilakar ye kase uljhan badha rahe ho,Ankehn band hai phir bhi nazar a rahe ho,Bas itna bata do hame,Yaad kar rahe ho,Ya apni yaad dila rahe ho.
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Muddat hui wo rulane nahi aaye
Muddat hui wo rulane nahi aaye,Jalti hui ankhon ko bujhane nahi aye,Kethe the sah jiyenge sath marenge,Ruthe hum unse jo ek roz to aj tk manae nahi aaye.
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Agar rakh pao to ek nishani hai hum
Agar rakh pao to ek nishani hai hum,Aur kho jaye to sirf ek kahani hain hum,Jise rok paye na sari duniya,Bahti daria ka pani hai hum!
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