Santa Banta


Santa to Banta:tek admi boht mota hai,us ki beti us ko hamesha dahka marti hai.Us larki ka naam kya hopa??? Banta:pata nhi.. Santa:so simple yaar Pushpa..


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Importance of 33


Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs. Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100! Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.


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Exam result


My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?”. GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”.


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2059. Banta’s School Funny SMS


Banta’s School Funny SMSHow do you recognize Banta in School?He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.


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2058. christmas ascii SMS


christmas ascii SMS*_,_*_._**(‘,’)(‘,’)**(__)(__) Christmas is near, and its coming,Be merry!Be happy! Have a wonderful Christmas & New Year in advance..


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2057. Christmas sms in bengali


Christmas sms in bengaliDevdoot banke koi aayegaSaari tammanaye tumhari poori kar jayegaChristmas k iss khush din peDher sare tohfe aur khushiyan de jayega..Christmas mubarak !


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2056. miss world 2008 SMS


Russia’s Ksenya Sukhinova was crowned Miss World 2008 after beating scores of international beauties, including India’s Parvathy Omanakuttan who finished first runner up, at a glittering African extravaganza held here.


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Wife is a “Received” call


Wife is a “Received” call; Girlfriend is “Dialled” call;Sali is “Missed” callLove is “Waiting” call;BUTFriendship is “Fevicol”


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Morning iz a wonderful opportunity


Mörning Iz ä Wöndrefül Öppörtünity Tö Präy Tö LöveTö CäreTö Smile& Tö Thänk GOD För Äll Blessings v Received,So wish u.GOOD MORNING!


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can u do something for me


can u do something for me? go to the window….look to the sky***can u see the stars?can u count them ?this is how much i miss u and even more !!!(***good night)


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2055. bakrid sms


bakrid smsBakrid is love….Bakrid is beauty…Bakrid is dedication.Bakrid is happiness.I WISH YOU “happy bakrid” with lots n lots of love.


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