Leroy

He’s got the dirtiest shoes that I ever seenChew on a blunt wipe his butt with a magazineSmokin’ his crack wash it down with gasolineStill he push the button, E.F. Hutton when he speaks to meOh you know he told me Shake it, don’t break itIt took too damn long […]

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Sunshine

When I look at your face I see dirt; All the sunshine you blow up my a** starts to hurt; And I don’t really mind if I’m nothin’ in your eyes; It’s no surprise to me; There’s a rocket I built; It’s under my kilt; It’s coming to blow you […]

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Love Is a Mutt From Hell

This is a story about a friend of mineHe is abnormally intelligentHe could bust a phatty rhyme, even when he got up in the bluntBut that all changed when the girl who he lives with came to townHe let here take him away from me so I had to ask […]

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Teenage Dirtbag

Her name is NoelI have a dream about herShe rings my bellI got gym class in half an hourOh how she rocksIn Keds and tube socksBut she doesn’t know who I amAnd she doesn’t give a damn about me Cause I’m just a teenage dirtbag babyYeah I’m just a teenage […]

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Hey Mr. Brown

Man I think it’s just a little sleazyYou said you was like butter but you’re cheesyTo treat me like I’m spinner bait you can’t wait, go fish off some other dock. [Chorus]Hey, Mr. Brown, don’t have a cow.Just compensate me!Hey, Mr. Brown, don’t have a cow.Just compensate me!Hey, Mr. Brown, […]

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Punk Assed Bitch

She wriggles and she wraggles, she jiggles and she jagglesYou stand and watch her pass by, your line of vision ass-eyeYou think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dialsBut you don’t see them later, while in the elevatorYou nag her and you swagger, you think you’re gonna […]

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Hump’em n’ Dump’em

Cough up the rent Mr. KentAnd don’t try to blame it on the governmentYour wife is a clown she’s in town, she gets with some other guyAre you gonna finish your fat? Cause I’d like to give it to my kitty catThe big fat look is coming back. You skinny […]

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A Little Respect

I tried to discover a little something to make me sweeterOh baby refrain from breaking my heartI’m so in love with youI’ll be forever blueThat you give me no reason, you know you’re making me work so hardThat you give me no . . . SoulI hear you callingOh baby […]

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