2000 Blues

A hundred thousand dollarswouldn’t touch the price I paidof the hundred thousand momentsof the times I wish I’d stayed.But even if I had all the time and money,it’s still the same old news.Nothin’ does you any goodwhen you got 2000 blues. Ten thousand cloudson a rainy rainy daycouldn’t wash awayall […]


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Nasty Dogs and Funky Kings

Well, I knocked down on your door, baby,to see if you were at home.Your shade was down, there wasn’t even a soundbut something told me you weren’t alone.What in the world can a nasty dog dobut try to get next to you? Don’t laugh ’cause it ain’t funny.Look how it […]


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Decision or Collision

She’s so fine, makes me lose my mind,I wish to apply my manhood.I’ll be glad to go to her pad andMaybe the whole band could. I got to make a decisionTo avoid a collision. She’s so tuff, my knee’s a little roughFrom crawlin’ on across her floor.If she’d place an […]


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Ninja Shack

CRACKIN’ WOOD IT FEELS SO GOODCHOP IT BACK WITH TH’ EDGE OF MY HANDTHE KING IS CHUNG MY AXE HAVE SWUNGI’M GONNA BE YOUR MANWHACK ATTACH, INTO SAWDUSTBREAKIN’ 2 X 4IT’S A FACT, I GOT THE BLACK BELT, TAI KWAN DONINJA SHACK, NINJA SHACK, GONNA DO TH’ HANG,GONNA DO TH’ […]


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Heaven, Hell, or Houston

Hello darling.Surprised?Yes, it’s me again.I have just returned from the island of Chandelier.What am I doing in town?Well, I’m glad you asked.I’m just passing through in search of the ever elusive Thunderbird. I got a job as a public relations man.Passing out handbills on Austin Street.Merely an effort to improve […]


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Brown Sugar

My friends, they all told me,Man, there’s something gonna change your life.My friends, they all told me,Man, there’s something gonna change your life.Gotta have that brown sugar.Man it’s just gonna change my life.Man, I gotta have that brown sugar.Man, it’s just gonna make me feel so right. There’s something make […]


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Blue Jean Blues

I done ran into my babyand fin’lly found my old blue jean.I done ran into my babyand fin’lly found my old blue jean.Well, I could tell that they was minefrom the oil and the gasoline. If I ever get back my blue jean,Lord, how happy could one man be.If I […]


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Certified Blues

I woke up this mornin’ with these certified blues,they sure been stalkin’ me ’round.So down tonight I couldn’t tie my shoes.They about to drop me in the ground. If I could shake loose I would feel so fine.There’s one thing for sure and it’s on my mind.These certified blues are […]


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A Fool For Your Stockings

Is it you again outside,Just banging on the front door?You say you had enough,Now you’re coming’ back for more,But that’s alright.I said that that’s alright.I may not want to admit it,I’m just a fool for your stockings I believe. Now I don’t mind when you send moneyand bring your girlfriends […]


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Hot, Blue, And Righteous

Hot, blue and righteous,an angel called me aside.Hot, blue and righteous,said, ‘Stick by me and I’ll be your guide.’ I heard the words as I closed my eyesdown on my, down on my bended knees.It fit like a glove and I realizedsomethin’ good’s happenin’ to me. Hot, blue and righteousangel […]


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Lowdown in the Street

Well there comes Lola, out of control-a:She just loves those rhythm and blues.And miss Ivy will be arriving;in leopard skin tights she’s willing to cruise. It’s a fiend scene and it happens ’bout once a week.So roam on in, it ain’t no sin to get low down in the street. […]


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Crucufixx – A – Flat

AIN’T GONNA NO WHERE WHEN YO TIRE IS FLAT [goin’ nowhere]BETTER GET RELIGION, THAT’S WHERE IT ATHEY [yeah] WHEN IT’S ALL BLOWN OUT,THERE AIN’T NO DOUBTA CAN O’ TH’ MAN WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUTHEY COZ IF YA BREAK DOWN, IF YA BREAK DOWNCRUCIFIXX-A-FLATT GONNA GET CHA ROUND THIS TOWNAND THAT’S […]


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Dust My Broom

I’m gonna get up in the morningI believe I’ll dust my broom.I’m gonna get up in the morningI believe I’ll dust my broom.Well my best gal I’ll be leavingSo my friend, get out my room I’m gonna write a letter to ChinaSee if my baby’s over there.I’m gonna write a […]


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Tell It

I gotta find out what’s in my mind,I’m a little mixed up but it feels so fine.Why does love have to come and go, If it’s got to leave why does it go so slow? Just tell it…Tell it like it is.Tell it..Tell it like it feels.Tell it to my […]


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Sharp Dressed Man

Clean shirt, new shoesand I don’t know where I am goin’ to.Silk suit, black tie,I don’t need a reason why.They come runnin’ just as fast as they cancoz every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man. Gold watch, diamond ring,I ain’t missin’ a single thing.And cufflinks, stick pin,when I step […]


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