If MQM goes to Jannat, the news will be:

1) 25 Jannati gun point per Mobile se Mehroom!

2) Aaj do hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayein, Hoorain deshat zada!

3) 17 Farishton se shrab-e-Tahoora zabardasti cheen li gayi!

4) Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka darogha qatal, Us ki bori band laash Shehed ki neher se Bar Aamad!

5) Altaf bhai ne Jahannam-ul-Haram se telephonic khitaab karte hue jantiyon ko muttahid aur pur-aman rehne ki apeal ki hai!