Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise ‘beach’ q kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

1st sardar:I am going ka kiya matlab hota hai…
2nd sardar:Main ja raha hon…
1st sardar:Main ayse nahi jane donga pehly jawab de….