GIRLZ OF 1980 : MOM ! Can i wear jeans ..?? MAMA : Na beta ! Loog kia kahen ge ..?? GIRLZ OF 2009 : MOM ! Can i wear mini skirt ..?? MAMA : Pehan meri bachi ! Kuch to pahen …
Mere haathon ki lakeeron ko us ne bare ghor se dekha Faraz…! Pehle holay se hansi, Phir ahista se mere kaan mein boli: MUTHAL..
Pehli raat ko kamre ke ander jaate hi dulhan apna blouse kholne lagi. Dulha: Ye kya kar rahi ho? Dulhan: Maa ne kaha tha jaate hi doodh pilana….
4 kuttey 1 kuttiye per lage hue thay, Aik aunty dekh ke ronay lagi, Bache ne poocha: Aunty kya hua? Aunty: Kuch nahi beta, Jawani ke ache din yaad aa gaye…
Larki (apni maan se): Aj mein ne aik larky ko be-waqoof banaya. Maan: Wo kaisy??? Larki: Mein ne us ka 500 aik note apni sandal mein chhupa lia aur wo be-waqoof 2 ghanty tak meri BRA mein dhondta raha…
Bush pathan se: Tum hum ko Osama do ham tum ko Titanic wali larki de ga. Pathan: Hum tum ko Osama de ga par hamein Titanic wali larki nahi larka chaiye…
Teacher: batao ye kon sa zamana hay mein naha raha hon wo naha rahay hain tum naha rahay ho sub naha rahay hain??? Student: sir, bara hi sexy zamana hay…
Sardarni keelay kha k apny breast hilany lagi. Sardar: ye kia kar rahi ho??? Sardarni: munnay k leay milk shake bana rahi hon…
Teacher: macharon ko peda hoone se rokna hoga. Student:ye to na mumkin hai. Teacher:kuon? Student:itna chota condom kisi ka baap nhi bana sakta..!
