Mutt

He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bombShe has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the fundsHe’s not that old, I’ve been told a strong sexual goalHe goes out every day, she goes every way, oh yeahAnd they don’t even care at all She’s […]


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Ben Wah Balls

(No we ain’t gonna take it unless it’s from a doverman pincherLadies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, Blink) Passively one day as the sun rose out of it’s houseSo did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouthAnd happily and gayWell I guessed exactly thatBecause he […]


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Fuck A Dog

(Tom)iwant to fuck a dog in the arse(mark)he wants to fuck a dog in the arse(tom)i want to fuck a dogthats right kids itried to fuck ur mom in the arsei tried to fuk ur dad in the arse,could olny find a dog,and his arse (chorus)we wan to fuck a […]


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Emo

One more time you will laugh about itand he’ll never try to give you moreAnd I don’t care he is such a dickHe treats you like you are a stupid whore And it seems like things will never changeYou go on every cloud is in you wayAnd I know you […]


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Reckless Abandon

On and on, reckless abandonSomething’s wrongThis is gonna shock themNothing to hold on toWe’ll use this songTo lead you on I learned a lot todayNot sure if I’ll get laid andNot sure if I’ll fail or passKissed every girl in classEverybody would waste it allTo have a summer they could […]


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Dumpweed

It’s understood, I said it many waysToo scared to run, I’m too scared to stayI said I’d leave, but I could never leave herAnd if I did, you know I’d never cheat herBut this I ask, its what I want to knowHow would you feel if I should choose to […]


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Acoustic Bonus Track

I’m Sick of always hearingAll the sad songe on the radioAll day it is there to remindAn oversensetive guyThat he’s lost and alone (Yeah) I hate our favorite restaurantOur favorite movie, our favorite showWe would stay up all through the nightWe would laugh and get highAnd never answer the phone […]


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Dammit

It’s alright to tell me what you think about meI won’t try to argue or hold it against youI know that you’re leaving you must have your reasonsThe season is calling your pictures are falling down The steps that I retrace the sad look on your faceThe timing and structure […]


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Dude Ranch

Yeah my girlfriendtakes me home when I’m too drunk to driveAnd she doesn’t get all jealouswhen I hang out with the guysShe laughs at my dumb jokes when no one doesShe brings me Mexican food from Sombrero just becauseyeah just because And my girlfriendLikes UL and DHCAnd she’s so smart […]


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I Want To Fuck A Dog In The Ass (Bonus Track 15 On

I want to fuck a dog in the asshe wants to fuck a dog in the assI want to fuck a dogthat’s right kids i tried to fuck your mom in the asstried to fuck your dad in the asscould only find a dog…..in his ass we wanna fuck a […]


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Man Overboard

So sorry it’s overSo sorry it’s over There’s so much more than I wanted andThere’s so much more than I needed andTime keeps moving on and on and onSoon we’ll all be gone Spent some time to talk this overYou’re out of line and rarely soberWe can’t depend on your […]


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Dick Lips

Please momyou ground me all the timeI know that I was right all alongAnd I’m hopingRemember I’m a kidI know not what I did just havin’ funcouldn’t waitfor something newand yesterdayI thought of youIt left me to think as if I couldn’t walk awayit’s too lateI fell throughNothing to losea […]


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Don’t Leave Me (Live)

Don’t leave me all aloneJust drop me off at homeI’ll be fine, its not the firstJust like last night, but a little worse She said that I’m not the one that she thinks about andShe said it stopped being fun, I just bring her downI said "Don’t let your future […]


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Aliens Exist

Hey mom there’s something in the backroomI hope its not the creatures from aboveYou used to read me storiesAs if my dreams were boringWe all know conspiracies are dumb What if people knew that these were realI’d leave my closet door open all nightI know the CIA would sayWhat you […]


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Shut Up

Shut the fuck up she saidI’m going fucking deafYour always too loudEverything’s too loud Now that all my friends leftThis place is fucking deadI want to move outWhen we can move outThe shit has got to stopI’ll run away Get the fuck up she saidYour life is meaninglessIt’s going nowhereYou’re […]


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