“Award winning joke of century” Gabbar singh: Are oh kaliya kitne aadmi the ? Kaliya: Kya pata sir,Maine to Aurtein Gin Raha tha.
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Award winning Joke of century
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Tag Archives: Bollywood SMS
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YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat ko
YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat kohoon.. hoon..Karke rota h to MAA kehti h k beta aisematRo warna bada hokar tuHIMESH RESHAMIYA ban jayga
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Amitabh-Mere Paas Bum
Amitabh-Mere Paas BumPatakhefuljhariAnarRocket,Sab Hai Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Sashi-Mere Paas Maa… Maa…Maachis he
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In USA every year Edison’s bday is
In USA every year Edison’s bday iscelebrated by power cut for 2 mins. But here due to over respect,We celebrate it daily for 3-4 hrs!
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Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?
Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?……Student: Sabak ye Mila K Ab Ganje Bhi Maang Nikaal Sakte Hai
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Salman:Aaj mere paas 14 cars,18 Bikes
Salman:Aaj mere paas 14 cars,18 Bikes,4 Bunglow,3 Farmhouse hai,Aap ke Pass kya hai? Amitabh:Mere pass beta hai Jiske pas teri ITEM hai!
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LADEN asked Kareena
LADEN asked Kareena,hows ur life? She replied,kabhi khushi kabhi ghum Then Kareena asked LADEN what about U? He replied,kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB
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Sachin gives a Pepsi bottle 2 Dhoni & Dhoni gives it 2 Sehwag
Sachin gives a Pepsi bottle 2 Dhoni & Dhoni gives it 2 Sehwag U know y?Sehwag is the OPENER
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Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI
Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?? Student : Umeed Mat Haro Shadi K Baad B Ladki Pat Sakti He
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Anand to Sardar : Aao ji, Chess khelte hain
Anand to Sardar : ‘Aao ji, Chess khelte hain’ Sardar: ‘Tu chal,main sports shoes, Gloves aur Helmat Pehan kar aata hun!’
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Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA
Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?….Student:ADNAN SAMI
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Whats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ?
Whats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ? …..They have Same Motto ” We NEED CHANGE”
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After de death of EMRAN HASHMI
After de death of EMRAN HASHMI what will be written on his grave ‘Do Not Disturb’ Soney de SAALE ko.Pehli baar akela so raha hai!
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Jab gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
Jab gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagayeViru: kya hua?kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the
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