Award winning Joke of century

“Award winning joke of century” Gabbar singh: Are oh kaliya kitne aadmi the ? Kaliya: Kya pata sir,Maine to Aurtein Gin Raha tha.


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YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat ko

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Amitabh-Mere Paas Bum

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In USA every year Edison’s bday is

In USA every year Edison’s bday iscelebrated by power cut for 2 mins. But here due to over respect,We celebrate it daily for 3-4 hrs!


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Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?

Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?……Student: Sabak ye Mila K Ab Ganje Bhi Maang Nikaal Sakte Hai


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Salman:Aaj mere paas 14 cars,18 Bikes

Salman:Aaj mere paas 14 cars,18 Bikes,4 Bunglow,3 Farmhouse hai,Aap ke Pass kya hai? Amitabh:Mere pass beta hai Jiske pas teri ITEM hai!


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LADEN asked Kareena

LADEN asked Kareena,hows ur life? She replied,kabhi khushi kabhi ghum Then Kareena asked LADEN what about U? He replied,kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB


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‘WHITE’.

INTERVAL THE END U have just watched Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s new film: ‘WHITE’.


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Sachin gives a Pepsi bottle 2 Dhoni & Dhoni gives it 2 Sehwag

Sachin gives a Pepsi bottle 2 Dhoni & Dhoni gives it 2 Sehwag U know y?Sehwag is the OPENER


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Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI

Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?? Student : Umeed Mat Haro Shadi K Baad B Ladki Pat Sakti He


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Anand to Sardar : Aao ji, Chess khelte hain

Anand to Sardar : ‘Aao ji, Chess khelte hain’ Sardar: ‘Tu chal,main sports shoes, Gloves aur Helmat Pehan kar aata hun!’


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Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA

Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?….Student:ADNAN SAMI


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Whats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ?

Whats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ? …..They have Same Motto ” We NEED CHANGE”


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After de death of EMRAN HASHMI

After de death of EMRAN HASHMI what will be written on his grave ‘Do Not Disturb’ Soney de SAALE ko.Pehli baar akela so raha hai!


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Jab gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye

Jab gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagayeViru: kya hua?kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the


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