Sharabi Man knocks the door..

Sharabi Man knocks the door..His wife opens the door…SHARABI- Who r u ??WIFE- AILA !! MUJHKO HI BHOOL GAE !!!!SHARABI – NASHA HAR GUMM KO BHULA DETA HAI BEHAN !!!!!!!!!

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Difference between 1980’s & 2009’s Grilzz

GIRLZ OF 1980 : MOM ! Can i wear jeans ..?? MAMA : Na beta ! Loog kia kahen ge ..?? GIRLZ OF 2009 : MOM ! Can i wear mini skirt ..?? MAMA : Pehan meri bachi ! Kuch to pahen …

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One Question Wrong…!

DAD : Paper kaisa hua ..?? SON : Sirf Q.1 reh gia , Q.2 aa nahin raha tha , Q.4 Kerna bhool gia , Q.5 Nazer nahin aya aur Q.6 Paper ki dosri side per tha . DAD : Aur Q.3 SON : Sirf wohi ghalat hua hai ..

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My feelings for you…

Kaash aik din aap Asman per so jayein, Sitare aap ka bichona ho, Chand aap ka takya ho, Raat aap ko chadar ho, Aur Subah suraj aik laat maare aur kahe “Uth ja o nesti apne ghar ja”..

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Bhabhi

Urdu ki teacher ne class me bachon se kaha: ” Woh daikh khubsorat larki khari hai ” , Is jumlay ko apne alfaaz me istamaal kariye….. Student: ” Woh daikho tumhari bhabi khari hai “

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