Sharabi Man knocks the door..His wife opens the door…SHARABI- Who r u ??WIFE- AILA !! MUJHKO HI BHOOL GAE !!!!SHARABI – NASHA HAR GUMM KO BHULA DETA HAI BEHAN !!!!!!!!!
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Sharabi Man knocks the door..His wife opens the door…SHARABI- Who r u ??WIFE- AILA !! MUJHKO HI BHOOL GAE !!!!SHARABI – NASHA HAR GUMM KO BHULA DETA HAI BEHAN !!!!!!!!!
GIRLZ OF 1980 : MOM ! Can i wear jeans ..?? MAMA : Na beta ! Loog kia kahen ge ..?? GIRLZ OF 2009 : MOM ! Can i wear mini skirt ..?? MAMA : Pehan meri bachi ! Kuch to pahen …
DAD : Paper kaisa hua ..?? SON : Sirf Q.1 reh gia , Q.2 aa nahin raha tha , Q.4 Kerna bhool gia , Q.5 Nazer nahin aya aur Q.6 Paper ki dosri side per tha . DAD : Aur Q.3 SON : Sirf wohi ghalat hua hai ..
Police Officer : Beta kia tumhare abu Al-Qaida mein hain ..?? Bacha : Uncle ! Mujhe abu ka to nahin pata per mein Noorani Qaide pe hon.
Kaash aik din aap Asman per so jayein, Sitare aap ka bichona ho, Chand aap ka takya ho, Raat aap ko chadar ho, Aur Subah suraj aik laat maare aur kahe “Uth ja o nesti apne ghar ja”..
Best Sms of the year. “A mother makes her son “Gentle” in 20 years, But…. A girl can make him “Mental” in 20 seconds. Geo larkiyon Geo….! Aur Jeenay Do…!
Human Brain is the most outstanding organ in the world. It works 24 hrs a day. 365 days in a year. But It stops only when * U enter in examination hall Or * U get married!
Memon to his Guest: Aur sunaoo, kiya piyo ge?? Thanda ya Garam Mehmaan: Dono piyon ga Memon: Shazia beta , 1 glass Freezer se Aur 1 glass Geezer se paani le aao…
Urdu ki teacher ne class me bachon se kaha: ” Woh daikh khubsorat larki khari hai ” , Is jumlay ko apne alfaaz me istamaal kariye….. Student: ” Woh daikho tumhari bhabi khari hai “
Sharabi to Moulana: Aap meri sharaab chhurwa sakte hen? Moulana: Han , kyun nahi… Sharabi: Police ne meri Sharab ki 20 Bottles pakri hen , unhe chhurwa do..