when an apple is Green, it is ready to Pluck & when a girl is 18, she is ready for ………….. * * Shanakhti Card… or kiya hamesha Ghalat hi Sochna….
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Girl is ready when she is 18….
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ATM Card
Pehli dafa insan jab Dalta hai to nervous hota hai Ahista se dalo to Phisal ke pura Ander chala jata hai Phir Ajeeb-O-Gareeb Awaz any lagti hain Lekin aap bilkul nahi ghabrana Confidence se daly rakhna Us waqt tak na nikalna Jab tak aap ki money nahi nikal jati Phir […]
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Sab kuch utaar do…!
Dupatta utaro.Qameez utaro.Brazier utaro.Shalwar utaro.Underwear utaro…Shukar hy barish anay se pehle tum ne sary kapray taar say utaar liay hain.
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Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga
Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga…..Kyunki ladkio ko ye aawaz lahani hogi : pappi to le lo….Pappi to le lo.
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Bas karo,kisine dekh liya to?
Girl: Bas karo,kisine dekh liya to? Boy: kuch nahi hoga,bas sidhi raho aur thoda khol k rakho,…Agar paper nahi dikhaya 2 fail ho jaun ga
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Tamil girls are very advanced,U know Why?
Tamil girls are very advanced,U know Why? Think .. Think .. Bcoz.. When all the other girls say“Namaste, Hi ! Hello” They say“WANNA COME”
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Ladkiwale : hamko ladka pasand h Shaadi kab karni h? Ladkewale : abhi to ladka study kr rha h ! Ladkiwale : hamari ladki koi bandriya nhi jo buk faad degi
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Lips jab lips se milte hai to kya hota hai?
Lips jab lips se milte hai to kya hota hai? Hamesha galat mat socha karo Muh band ho jata hai aur kya?
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Hum Kya Jane Gum Kya Hota Hai
Hum Kya Jane Gum Kya Hota HaiHum Kya Jane Gum Kise Kehte HaiHum Kya Jane Gum Kya Cheez Hoti Hai Hum To Hamesha FEVICOL Use Karte Ha
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Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?Sardar: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai
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Teacher : What is your caste ?
Teacher : What is your caste ?Student : Pehle hum Singh they,Fir Rajput hue,Fir Sharma ho gaye,Abhi hai Darzi….Aage Mummy ki marzi
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Aisi kaun si line jise bolne k baad dhobi maar nahi khaega ?
Aisi kaun si line jise bolne k baad dhobi maar nahi khaega ? Bhabhi sare kapde nikal dena abhi aa raha hu
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Tumhary saath kia masla hy?
Tumhary saath kia masla hy?har wakt pregnent rehti hojab bhi tumhain sms kiatumhari delivery report aa jati hy
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Ek larki darzi ki dukan pe jati hai aur pochti hai
Ek larki darzi ki dukan pe jati hai aur pochti hai,Gi yahan galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.
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Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai
Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai ‘Light chali gai hai, Aadmi bnaijo’Officer: ‘Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao’
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