English Adult SMS / Wife


English Adult SMS Text Messages Right Hand Your Wife is ur right hand But when ur Wife is goneUr right hand neighbor becomes ur Wife, When ur right hand neighbor is also goneUr right hand becomes ur Wife.


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English Adult SMS / Milking Machine


Funny Adult SMS Milking Machine & Major Rohail Once Major Rohail tried cow’s milking machine on his penis He had a lot of fun,but when he was not able to remove it He fainted after reading manual “Auto Release after 5 liters”


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Adult SMS / HORROR SCOPE


English Adult SMS AUNTI MISBA’S HORROR SCOPE Mon:Wear thick bra,it’s chili out side,so ur niples may get hard Tue:Avoid lukin at boys,cause u may find sm thing geting wet b/n ur legs Wed:5,6&7 r ur lucky #sSo keep a measuring tape with u Thu:It’s gud day 4 u to achieve […]


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Funny English SMS / 4 dinner


English Funny SMS PAY THE BILL I would love to take u out 4 dinner,Make u sit beside the candle light,Shower u with roses,and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear “PAY THE BILL”


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