Tag Archives: English Funny Sms

Stress Reliever…

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Stress Reliever… Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me togive up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.


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great April fools jokes / Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April Sardar got into a bus on 1st Aprilwhen conductor asked for ticket.He gave Rs.10/-and took the ticket and said april fool.I have pass.


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English Adult SMS / Wife

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English Adult SMS Text Messages Right Hand Your Wife is ur right hand But when ur Wife is goneUr right hand neighbor becomes ur Wife, When ur right hand neighbor is also goneUr right hand becomes ur Wife.


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Funny English Adult SMS / Honda CD 70

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English Funny Adult SMS Manstural cycle Major Rohail: Want to have sex. Anti Misba: I m having Menstrual Cycle. Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70


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English Adult SMS / Milking Machine

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Funny Adult SMS Milking Machine & Major Rohail Once Major Rohail tried cow’s milking machine on his penis He had a lot of fun,but when he was not able to remove it He fainted after reading manual “Auto Release after 5 liters”


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Adult SMS / HORROR SCOPE

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English Adult SMS AUNTI MISBA’S HORROR SCOPE Mon:Wear thick bra,it’s chili out side,so ur niples may get hard Tue:Avoid lukin at boys,cause u may find sm thing geting wet b/n ur legs Wed:5,6&7 r ur lucky #sSo keep a measuring tape with u Thu:It’s gud day 4 u to achieve […]


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Funny English SMS / 4 dinner

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English Funny SMS PAY THE BILL I would love to take u out 4 dinner,Make u sit beside the candle light,Shower u with roses,and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear “PAY THE BILL”


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