684. bed coffee sms


bed coffee smsI need u in my bed.I want u every morning.I want to touch u with my lips.I want u to be hot.I really LOVE U..!OH..! My DEAR… Bru coffee


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692. telugu funny sms


telugu funny smswelcome to www.love.com type password * ** *** **** ***** processing..sorry meeku preminchey vayasu datipoyindi try www.sanyasi.com


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696. toothbrush sms


toothbrush smsDid i do anything wrong..?Then why are you avoiding me..?Atleast remember me once in a week.It’s really hurting me.with love,ur TooThBruSh.


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612. Comedy valentines day sms


Comedy valentines day smsSender:Name Missing**Number Missing*Sent:Date missing*Missing U a lot thats yeverything is missing….Happy Valentine’s Day!


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439. laloo funny sms


laloo funny smsLaloo cals Englishman 4 lunch.Curd was served.Englishman asks what s dis?Laloo didn’t knw English,he explains “milk sleeping in night,mrng become tight”!!


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468. Bruce Lee’s Favourites SMS


Bruce Lee’s Favourites:Vegetable: Thakka-Lee,Fruit: Pappa-Lee, Furniture: Narka-Lee,Fear: Perucha-Lee,Breakfast: Id-Lee,Festival: Diwa-Lee,Film: Gill-Lee,Animal: Pal-Lee,Friend: You (Koma-Lee),Best friend: Naan (ARIVA-Lee).Just for ja-Lee.


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362. Tamil Namitha SMS


“Asin”, “Jothika” “Trisha”, “9thara”endru sollumpodhu uthadugal ottuvathillai. “Namitha”endru sollumpodhu thaan uthadugal ottukirathu


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372. Sunday hindi SMS


TODAY IS SATURDAY FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 7 PEOPLE AND INSHAALAH KAL SUNDAY HO GA. IGNORE NAHIN KARNA WARNA PARSON MONDAY HO JAAYE GA.


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357. Sardarji SMS


Sardarji calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”“Just a sec,” comes an answer.“Thank you.” says the Sardarji and hangs up!


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351. Doctor SMS Joke | Patient SMS Joke


Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die.Patient : Yes. A good doctor.


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256. Namitha SMS


Namitha Fan : Madam Neenga Fulla,Ozhunga Saarikattina maadhiri, oruStill’a NET’la paathean.Namitha : Please adhai nambaadheenga,adhu“Computer GRAPHICs..!”!


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269. Sardar SMS Joke


Sardar : U cheated me.Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to u.Sardar : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!


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277. Monkey SMS


=o00o====o00o=/ / ,* * *. / /! ‘ ( o o ) /‘) ( — ) / Aahh…! I’m wonderingwhy I dnt hav msg frm u! Ur Up there again!Come down n msg me..


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