Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha toh military valon ne 51 tohpen chalai.

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha toh military valon ne 51 tohpen chalai. Lalu Prasad: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya?


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Teacher 2 Student : WHat is the similarity between girlfriend n mobile?

Teacher 2 Student : WHat is the similarity between girlfriend n mobile? Student : Sir, both r disconnectd when there is ‘NO CURRENCY’


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Tamil girls are very advanced,U know Why?

Tamil girls are very advanced,U know Why? Think .. Think .. Bcoz.. When all the other girls say“Namaste, Hi ! Hello” They say“WANNA COME”


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Santa: Me apni biwi ko BA kar awunga

Santa: Me apni biwi ko BA karawunga fir MA fir P.HD karwunga,Fir badya nokri dilaunga. Banta: Fir aacha sa rista dek k uski shaadi bi kara dena


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Yenh toh hum hai Bramhachari

Yenh toh hum hai Bramhachari, Janha dekhi nari,Vahi Aankh mari, Pat gai to hamari,varna phir ‘Bramhachari’


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Sardar: Saala,kal raat 3 ghanta hindi picture ki CD dekhi.

Sardar: Saala,kal raat 3 ghanta hindi picture ki CD dekhi. Na kuch scene dikhe na awaz suni. Banta: Movie ka naam kya hai ? Sardar: ” No Disc”


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Ab 500 rupee k recharge p 5000 RS ka talktime free

Ab 500 rupee k recharge p 5000 RS ka talktime free & 11 Saal ki validity. Call 1 ps./Min.6000 SMS free. PLZ contact @ www.susre ki dukan hai kya .com


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Suvar ke Bacche

Suvar ke Bacche,Ullu ke patthe,Kutte ke Pille,Gaay ke bachde,sab chote chotepyare pyare hote hai..


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Sardar was betting his son

Sardar was betting his son,his wife asked ‘ise kyu mar rhe ho?’ Sardar: iska cell ko call kiya to ek ladki boli ” The person u r Calling is Busy” Kate…


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Bandar ni boli,Maa mera dulha kaun hi?

Bandar ni boli,Maa mera dulha kaun hi? Plz meri shaadi kara do na ? Maa boli,dekh tera dulha SMS pad raha hai,Agar pad ke muskrayee to RISHTA pakka.


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Dekh0 Mosam Kitna Suhana Hai ?

Dekh0 Mosam Kitna Suhana Hai ? Thandi hawa Ka Bhi Zamana Hai ? EK DO SMS Kardo, Kya Balance Sasuraal Le Kar jana hai?


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MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain?

MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain?Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti na..!!


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Press Down 4 Ur EID GIFT

Press Down 4 Ur EID GIFT Mobile Ka Button Torna Hai Kya ! Allah Aap Ko Aqal De Aaj EID Hai ? Nhi Na… ! To Gift Kaisa.


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Aaj 1kam karna:

Aaj 1kam karna: Jeb se 1000rs ka note nikalna or usko dekh k bolna “Happy Bday BAPU” Phir wo note le k mere paas aana,bday “celebrate” karenge


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Santa: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai.

Santa: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai. Doc: full body Xray. Xray report- Found fracture in ungli.


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