Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha toh military valon ne 51 tohpen chalai.


Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha toh military valon ne 51 tohpen chalai. Lalu Prasad: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya?


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Teacher 2 Student : WHat is the similarity between girlfriend n mobile?


Teacher 2 Student : WHat is the similarity between girlfriend n mobile? Student : Sir, both r disconnectd when there is ‘NO CURRENCY’


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Tamil girls are very advanced,U know Why?


Tamil girls are very advanced,U know Why? Think .. Think .. Bcoz.. When all the other girls say“Namaste, Hi ! Hello” They say“WANNA COME”


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Sardar: Saala,kal raat 3 ghanta hindi picture ki CD dekhi.


Sardar: Saala,kal raat 3 ghanta hindi picture ki CD dekhi. Na kuch scene dikhe na awaz suni. Banta: Movie ka naam kya hai ? Sardar: ” No Disc”


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Ab 500 rupee k recharge p 5000 RS ka talktime free


Ab 500 rupee k recharge p 5000 RS ka talktime free & 11 Saal ki validity. Call 1 ps./Min.6000 SMS free. PLZ contact @ www.susre ki dukan hai kya .com


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Sardar was betting his son


Sardar was betting his son,his wife asked ‘ise kyu mar rhe ho?’ Sardar: iska cell ko call kiya to ek ladki boli ” The person u r Calling is Busy” Kate…


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Bandar ni boli,Maa mera dulha kaun hi?


Bandar ni boli,Maa mera dulha kaun hi? Plz meri shaadi kara do na ? Maa boli,dekh tera dulha SMS pad raha hai,Agar pad ke muskrayee to RISHTA pakka.


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Santa: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai.


Santa: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai. Doc: full body Xray. Xray report- Found fracture in ungli.


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