Whats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ? …..They have Same Motto ” We NEED CHANGE”
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Whats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ?
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Tag Archives: Funny SMS(Eng)
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Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?A: You are too young to be smoking..!
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When I send SMS to u
When I send SMS to u, it doesn”t mean that u have to do the same, U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier.DD & Cheques r also accepted.
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I like watching you,I like to spend my time with you But you are always surrounded by others As you are the main attaraction of the ZOO..!
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NEW EXAM PATTERN IN INDIA
NEW EXAM PATTERN IN INDIA GENERAL: Answer all questions OBC: Answer any 1 question SC: Only read d questions ST: Thanks for cuming GUJJARS: Thanks for allowing others to attend the exams
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A boy was following a Girl
A boy was following a Girl, Girl Replied: Don’t follow me, my SISTER is Coming behind u.Boy replied: Don’t Worry My brother is Following her
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2 men jumping from buiding terrace.
2 men jumping from buiding terrace.1st: This is my 50th time,I’m a record holder. 2nd: this is my first time.I’m a “Satyam share Holder”
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Johny Johny, Yes papa.
Johny Johny, Yes papa.No msgs ,why papa,Remove ur simcard quick papa,Put ur cell in the well papa,Clap ur handsHa…Ha…Ha…..
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What is confidence?
What is confidence? think……. think…….. think it….. A 99 year old lady buying a sim card with life time validity
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What is common between KRISHNA,GANDHI & JESUS ?
Teacher: What is common between KRISHNA,GANDHI & JESUS ?SARDAR : ALL ARE bORN ON GOVERMENT HOLIDAYS.
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.Sardar:No mam, I will not be able to attend it.Teacher :Why?Sardar:My mother will not allow me to go so far !
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Newtons Law of Romance
Newtons Law of RomanceLOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER.
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Boy asks to Girl: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi
Boy asks to Girl: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi ?Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tak pitoge ?
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Wife: last night i dreamt of u buying me a diamond necklace.?
Wife: last night i dreamt of u buying me a diamond necklace.?Husband:tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it
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Pledge of BOYS
Pledge of BOYS: India is our nation,girls r our destination, dating is our occupation, flirting is our profession,to hell with education..,
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