Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over.Pls change ur underwear today and enjoy 1 year validity

Man said passionately: Will you marry me?

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

Man said passionately: Will you marry me?My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!

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World’s Smallest resignation letter?

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

World’s Smallest resignation letter? Respected sir,I luve ur wife.

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A girl says to her boyfriend

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.BoyFriend: Thanks for the warning!

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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him.Do you understand me?Son: No.

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Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.Student: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.

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BOY : May I hold your hand ?

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

BOY : May I hold your hand ?GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy..!

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Young girl praying:plz God,marry me with intelligent man

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

Young girl praying:plz God,marry me with intelligent man God replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married

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A sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

A sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note, u don’t know how many have handled it but u still want 2 have it.

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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!