Gilani Text messages family planning Gilani: Hum 25 behan bhai hai. Friend: Kia aap kay ghar family planning walay nahi aatey. Gilani: Aaye they school samajh kar chaley gay
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Gilani New SMS / 25 behan bhai
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Gilani Urdu SMS / Telephone
Gilani Funny SMS dusri shaadi Gilani on telephone: Maa ek Khush Khabri hai.Maa: Kya Khush Khabri hai?Gilani: Aaj hum do se teen ho gaye.Maa: Mubarak ho.. Ladka hua ya ladki?Gilani: Meri biwi ne dusri shaadi karli hai.
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Gilani Funny SMS / Suhagraat
Gilani Urdu Adult SMS talaq chaheye Suhagraat k nxt day.Gilani:“Judge saab muje Anti Sherry se talaq chaheye”.Judge:“Kyu…?”.Gilani:“Mein ne sex ka kha to…………to kehti haiMUJE NOTE DEKHA MERA MOOD BNE”
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Funny Gilani SMS / Pregnant
Anti Sherry Funny SMS Shadi k pahle Anti Sherry: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.Gilani: Bolo.Anti Sherry: Mein Pregnant hu!Gilani: It’s a gud News.Anti Sherry: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.
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Gilani Urdu SMS / surakh
Gilani ke chhatri Gilanil ke chhatri me surakhtha ek Admi ne pucha k ye surakh kyu hy? Gilani bola oy barish ruk jaye ge tu pta kese chale ga
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Hindi Gilani SMS / loan
Gilani SMS bank se loan Gilani ne bank se loan le kr car leLakin loan wapis na kr skaBank walay car le gy….Gilani: pehle pta hota tu shadi b bank se loan le kr krta
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Urdu Gilani SMS / 100 ka balance
Gilani Funny SMS Bht Hoshyaar Some One wrote a letter to GilaniAgr tum zaheen ho tu 100 ka balance bhejoHoshyar ho tu 200 ka blnce bhejoAgr dono ho tu 300 bhejo….Gilani sent 600 Rs.And wroteYARA MEI IN SB KA BAAP HU
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Gilani And Anti Adult SMS / adhi saltanat
Anti Sherry Adult SMS 100 bar chode ga Anti Sherry ne enam rakha ke jo usko 100 bar chode ga usse woh adhi saltanat uske naam kar degi.Bahut se log aae par koi bhi 100 bar chod nahi paya.phir ek din Gilani aya, lagatar 70 bar chodae kia jaraha tha […]
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Adult Gilani SMS / lora
Gilani SMS / GAAND usne is nazakat se tumhari GAAND pe lora rakha Gilani ….k andar bhi nahi gaya aur MUNNA bhi bahir aagaya..!
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Prime Minister Gilani SMS / Nangi
Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani SMS Gilani ke BV Halwa le kar mehmaan k saamney Nangi aagiy .Gilani : “Bewakuf Jahil aurat ye kya hai” . Anti Shiri : “Recipie book mein lekha tha SERVE IT HOT WITHOUT DRESSING”
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Gilani Funny Adult SMS / Tracker
Urdu Funny Adult Gilani SMS / mashuqa Gilani ne apni mashuqa mein Tracker lga dya,ta k pta chle k wo khee jati to nhe . Aftr 1 month . Tracker company fee……….Rs.1000 . . . . Bike Petrol……………….Rs.16,000
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Gilani Adult SMS / Sali,Kuttya,Haramzadi,Gashti
Urdu Gilani Adult SMS / ROLE nhe mila Zardari sab today I saw ur daughter in a XXX movie . Gilani : “Ghuse se! Sali,Kuttya,Haramzadi,Gashti…. Muje to kehti thi ROLE nhe mila”
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Adult Gilani SMS / shaq hai
Funny Gilani Adult SMS / chudvati hai Gilani : “Dr. sab muje shaq hai k mere mashuqa kse ur se chudvati hai” . Doctor : “Ap ke mehbooba ka naam…?” . Gilani : “Us ka naam Anti Shiri hai” . Doctor : “Kmal hai 16 ur larko ko bhe Anti […]
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Adult Gilani SMS / Tangee
Funny Gilani SMS & FALIG ATTACK Dr. “Ap ke BV ko Falig hai,ab us ka sir,hath,bazo,grdan,kmar kam nhe kre ge……. Pr tange ur pao kam krte hai” .Gilani: “Tangee uttha skte hai to sb theek hai”
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Gilani Adult SMS / ullu
Gilani KE MAA KE DUA BMW,Blackberry,2 kanal defence Zardari ye sb kese..? . Gilani: “Ye sb mere maa ke dua hai Logo ke maa k pao me jnat hoti hai Mere maa ke tango me jnat hai”
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