Boy: Chalte Chalte Yu hi Ruk Jata huMaine Bathe Bathe Yu Gir Jata Hu Kya Ye hi Pyar hai ? Girl: Nahi Bhaiya Kamjoori hai Chavanprash khaya karo
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Boy: Chalte Chalte Yu hi Ruk Jata huMaine Bathe Bathe Yu Gir Jata Hu Kya Ye hi Pyar hai ? Girl: Nahi Bhaiya Kamjoori hai Chavanprash khaya karo
Girl: Bas karo,kisine dekh liya to? Boy: kuch nahi hoga,bas sidhi raho aur thoda khol k rakho,…Agar paper nahi dikhaya 2 fail ho jaun ga
2 lovers are sitting in a park,Boy was trying 2 touch the girlGirl: No, no, all this only after marriageBoy: OK, then call me after ur m’rage!
Once Papu was trying 2 impress a young lady. Papu:I have seen u some where. Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL
Boy: Tum gana bahut achha gati ho. Girl: nahi yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hoon Boy: to bulaao na kabhi mehfil jamate hai
Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona MujePapu: NahiGirl: Q Nahi?Papu: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.!
A Muslim girl talking to a Hindu boy. GIRL:-O BHAIJAAN. Please rukiye. BOY:-Confuse kyun kar rahi ho,ya toh BHAI bolo ya JAAN bolo!!
Sardar: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche..
Sweetest Proposal by KG class BoyBoy:Kya tu mujhse shaudi kalegi?Gal:NaiBoy:Kalle na plzGal:nai mai nai kalungiBoy:kalle na didi plzzz…
A boy was following a Girl, Girl Replied: Don’t follow me, my SISTER is Coming behind u.Boy replied: Don’t Worry My brother is Following her
Boy asks to Girl: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi ?Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tak pitoge ?
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.BoyFriend: Thanks for the warning!