A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house.still he was in jail..why?coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

3 sardars were going on a bike. Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them. Sardar replies- “Oye pagal ho gaya kya? Pehle hi 3 baithe hai, Tu kaha baithega..”

Wats d diff btwn egyptian mummies & Indian mummies?  A: Children r afraid of egyptian mummies & Fathers r afraid of Indian mummies.

Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaan thi, Sab log usey Akbar bulate thay. Socho Kyun…Thora aur…Nahi pata kya….Kyonki Akbar uska Naam tha

Santa to Banta:tek admi boht mota hai,us ki beti us ko hamesha dahka marti hai.Us larki ka naam kya hopa??? Banta:pata nhi.. Santa:so simple yaar Pushpa..