Wife:”Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete ?” HUSBAND: “Sahi suna he,” Wife: “aisa kion?” Husband: “Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain.”
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Wife:”Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete ?” HUSBAND: “Sahi suna he,” Wife: “aisa kion?” Husband: “Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain.”
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.Husband is liver & wife is kidney,If liver fails, kidney fails,If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Wife: Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab HunHusband : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har saal change kar leta
Husband: Tumse shaadi karke Mujhe ek bahut bada faayafa hua hai. Wife: Woh kya? Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil Gayi….!
Nayi Dulhan ko Dulhe ne Suhagrat pe Muh Dikhai k Rs 25,000 Diye,Dulhan ne Paise dekh kar pucha ” Kitne Log Hai”
Wife: last night i dreamt of u buying me a diamond necklace.?Husband:tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it