2294. logical insult sms


logical insult smsMonths12CriketPlayers11Fingers10Planets9Corner s8Wonders7Senses6Oceans5Directions4Seasons3E yes2LOVELY Ppl1….Not”U”Only”ME”


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April Fool SMS / Bayghairut zameen per


Bayghairut zameen per Congratulation! Amir Khan Ne apni FilmK Second part k liayap ko Chun lia haiJiss Mai ap kaBohat Main Role HaiFilm Ka Name hai Bayghairut zameen per


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2258. english insult sms


english insult sms“Fear is the Main reason for every failures” so dont see mirror… Especially while you are laughing… Keep smiling…


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2171. friend insult sms


friend insult smsWinter & summer comes again and again….but a person like u never coms again&again……Bcoz,God never makes a mistake again&again..


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2168. insult sms of the day


insult sms of the daySomeday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!


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Insult SMS


Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye,bure waqt me muskurana chahiye… Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye.. Kya lekar tu aaya tha, kya lekar tu jayega,kya lekar tu aaya tha, kya lekar tu jayega…. mujhe sms na kar ke zalim tu kitini chillar bachayega… Hey Dear […]


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Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule:


Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule:1. PEHLI bar is tarah khao ki dusri bar milega nahi.2. DUSRI bar is tarah khao ki pehli bar khaya hi nahi.


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Neend jb mujhe aagosh main leti h


Neend jb mujhe aagosh main leti h,Aapka chehra nigahon me bas jata h,ek dam se meri aankh khul jati hDil se ye aawaz aati haiMUMMY BHOOT


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Aadat or ada me ky Fark h?


Aadat or ada me ky Fark h?“Road k nal se pani pinaGarib piye to aadatAmir piye to adaaAb Sms ko le loAp bhejo to ada Main bheju to adat


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Welcome to www.sharif.com


Welcome to www.sharif.com type password ****** new membar,ur welcome Processing Denied…… sorry ur not sharif plz try Again


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Kitne special ho aap


Kitne special ho aap,Khud ko duniya ki nazro se bachaya karo,Sirf kajal lagana hi kafi nahi hai,Gale me neebu mirchi bhi latkaya karo.


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pyaar ki Galiyon me Kabhi gam na ho


pyaar ki Galiyon me Kabhi gam na ho Hamari pyaar kabhi Kam na ho Aapko mile har Roj Nayi girlfrnd Jinki Umar 40 Saal se Kam na ho.


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A baby fish asked her mother,why can not we live on earth?


A baby fish asked her mother,why can not we live on earth? Mother fish said:earth is not the place for fish,it is made for only selfish!


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