Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein .
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena,kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati,kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo.
Message pe message bhejte ho,bhej bhej kar bhaja kharab karte ho,bhajte ho to kya bhejte ho,dusron ka bheja hua bhejte ho.
Kabhi yaad aye to Phone ker lena,Paisy kam hon to SMS ker lena,Agar Yah bi na ker saky to mobile dahi main daal kerVIBRATION on kerna,or lassi bana ke pi lena
Kya bindas hawa chal raheli hai,birds gana ga rahele hain,Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aurdhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain.
Johny Johny, Yes papa.No msgs ,why papa,Remove ur simcard quick papa,Put ur cell in the well papa,Clap ur handsHa…Ha…Ha…..
Aaj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya,plz press down 4 details,Ab ki taza khabar 11 ve ko bewkoof banaya.
Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over.Pls change ur underwear today and enjoy 1 year validity
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga,pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun,phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga.
Aapke haath me mobile hai,Chehere pe khubh See smile hai,SMS ki aChchi khasi File hai,Phir bhi SMS nahi karte, yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai..?
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
Forest king Virappan died last week.In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins.Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.I suggest them ur name. They said “We cannot disturb our boss.”
