Captain Hook

Verse One: Tash I knew this nigga by the name of Captain HookWho had a record deal but no lyrics in his bookBut everywhere you looked he had a poster for his singleThe one he bit the oldie track and stole the oldie jinglejangle, but I be comin from a […]


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Rockin’ With the Best

[Tash] Uhh… ahh, uhh uhh[J-Ro] Uhh, ah one two[Tash] Check it out[J-Ro] Ah one two and ah, ah one two[Tash] It’s Tha Liks[J-Ro] Ah yes yes, you’re now rockin with the best Yes yes, you’re now rockin with the best Uhh, come from the what? Yes, you’re now rockin with […]


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Aww Shit!

Chorus: Tash Now when you see me gettin drunk it’s like "aww shit!"When you hear this likwid funk it’s like "aww shit!"When I’m pushin through the crowd it’s like "aww shit!"There goes CaTashTrophe, Tha Alkahol-iks Verse One: Tash Now my objective with this rhymin is to take words and bounce […]


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Funny Style

J-Ro: Yo, I’m from Killa CaliI wrote this rhyme in an alleyThe tall can MC stepping fresh out the valleyI’m hella fresh comin straight through your chestI blow a hole in you soul, I’m constantly on a rollCuz in order to survive, you gots to have driveLike a rental, but […]


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LL Cool J Skit

[J-Ro]Yo whassup whassup yo?Yo we got, we got Cool J in the houseAnd you know, Ladies Love Cool JamesSo yo yo yo yo, ay manWhat do you suggest I drink when I’m just chillin with a girland I wanna get her open? [Tash]Ha ha hah HAAAH, yes!I know you know! […]


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Feel the Real

Intro: Tash Yo… who we got? Check it out, aiyyoAiyyo, givin the women somethin they can feel, who we got?We got, we got, we got, we got, we got Tha Liks "If y’all niggaz can’t feel me, then y’all niggaz ain’t real"Ahh-haha, I see the whole Likwid crew is up […]


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Hip Hop Drunkies

[Tash] What’s yo’ name? What’s yo’ naaaaaame?[ODB] *burp* My name is, Ol Dirty Bastard… and I’ma Alkaholik[Tash] Yeah me too nigga[ODB] *singin some crazy shit* [Tash]You’re now rockin with Tha Liks so start reachin for the ozoneI see some girls I know but y’all look different with your clothes onWhat’s […]


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Nas Skit

[Nas Escobar]Yo whassup man this is Nas in yo’ motherfuckin earKnahmsayin, I be chillin ’round with the Alkaholik niggaz manKnahmsayin, them niggaz gettin drinks yoI be like, yo y’all I drink the Henessey shitMix it with the champagne, shit like thatSee I smokes too though, but when I drinksMe and […]


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DeBarge Skit

Yo yo we bout to make this run manWe got we got uhh, DeBarge brothers in the houseEl and James y’allWhat y’all drinkin on man? [DeBarge]Shit, oh you treatin? (yeah I’m treatin)Alright, I like, personally, Cherise Wheat Oh don’t start that shit ElWhat man? Nigga go get some cold dizznizz […]


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Killin’ It

[Tash]Ahh, ahhI be killin it (why Tash?) cause I be feelin itI get money so no need for stealin itI work diligent beneath the Earth’s soilwhere I write rhymes so fresh it’s like I wrapped my styles in foilBut I sit at home and boil spicy rum when it’s freezingCause […]


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J-Ro Late Skit

[man] Ay man, who the hell is you man? We got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin man, could you be quiet man?[J-Ro] Man who got the bud man?[man] Hold on, hold on, we got a meetin goin – ay […]


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Contents Unda Pressure

Verse One: J-Ro I’m the beer rational outta nationalMy cash flow is thick like mashed potato-oes in the gravyWsup wavy, thanks to my homey King Tee-lathe host wit the most, I’m coast to coast like Aunt Peelathe Cowboys beat the Steelers so nigga where’s my $50boom bap to your cap […]


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Off The Wall

[Keith Murray] You can get it, get it, get it, get it [Tash]Dude, what you got on my forty homey?One two, likwid, likwid, likwidWhat you think motherfucker?Course I do – came downFuck it up, uhh, uhh Chorus: Get your back up off the wall "get with it"[Keith Murray] And you […]


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AA Meeting Intro

[Swift] Aiyyo man[J-Ro] Ay, what time we get out this motherfucker?[Swift] Hey man, let me get a cigarette[?] Homey, yeah you was drunk[Swift] You don’t hear me cat? Hello? Let me get a cigarette [meeting organizer]*tapping stick on podium*Well hold up hold hold hold hold up peace hold up hold […]


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Likwit Ridas

Intro:WhoRidas. Tha Alkaholiks (X8) WhoRidas:Fo-sho shots get dropped and popped just like a picklockWith the master key, but the master key be meI assign chop from hot, like a cold on a stoveAnd commence to roll, like a tireA real rider will ride ya, like a stallion with a chairAny […]


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