A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy’s Hump Palace lookin’ for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin’ hog to Shakey Town on I-10. […]


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She Ain’t Got No Legs

BabyYeahThe first time I saw you darling I knew I was in loveTell her DaddyThe way you took your wheelchair up that handicap rampMmm, it’s a mind blowerBut now baby I miss ya I miss yaI miss all the times we played Marco Polo in the poolOh yeahHide and go […]


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Go Down

Step back cause the bass is fuzzin’Bloodhound Gang bangs more than the dirty dozenAlley oop here comes the slam i know where I standI’m feelin’ like Anthrax cause you know O’m the manYea I dug your dame but all I did was kiss herBut I got to second base with […]


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Coo Coo Ca Choo

Coo coo ca choo baby you that’s what you areYou are a hollywood star you’re the high priestess by farAnd you know this tune’s for you we call it coo coo ca chooAnd it’s a very brief description of the things we could do to you You were looking at […]


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Fire Water Burn

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire We don’t need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I’m a dumb white […]


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Right Turn Klyde

Times New Roman you know the typeCalling me Public Enemy, but don’t believe the hypeTough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait meHook line sinker now your lady wanna date meGave your girl a little wink so you make a big stinkShoulder’s got a chip so you flip […]


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Shut Up

I’m Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I’m like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I’m as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn Keep ya hungry for […]


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I hope You die

You must die I alone am best! I hope ya flip some guy the birdHe cuts you off and you’re forced to swerveIn front of the Beatles’ tour busA Bookmobile and a Mack truckHauling hazardous biological wasteThe light turns red you have no brakesAnd "Hard Copy" gets it all on […]


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Mama’s Boy

Hello Frank,Hello mother dearHi, …, what are you doin’I am trying to think of words that rhyme with vaginaOh, lima? Like lima beansHow about that, that teenage witch, SabinaNo, that’s a made up-word, JimWhat if you change the word vagina to something elseLike box or pussy or cunt.No, Jim……..


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Mama Say

It goes one two three when I’m kicking the funky lyricsI’m busting up vocabulary I want you all to hear itI’m busting up the rhythm ’cause I’m busting up the rhymeI’m kicking down the stop posts cause I wanna kicks the timeI’m digging down some knowledge cause you know I […]


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RSVP

Ooh, that was creepyI would rather slurp rancid tunasalad out of my own assor scour my boobies off with a rusty SLS pador hump a piece of splintered …


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No Rest For The Wicked

I get bombed much like Pearl HarborThe price is white right and I’m Bob BarkerThis is your brain on drugsThis is your brain on Jackie OnassisAll you crotch goblins can kiss our assesYes siree Bob like corn on the cobI’m all buttered up ready to hob nobDaddy is a kraut […]


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Rang Dang

Set your phasers on kill if ya will so catch the feelingGot your head a pumping a back and forth until it hits the ceilingNow I’m wheeling dealing stealing Johnny’s apple seedsSlapped you with a baseball bat upside the head until it bleedsShowing no mercy step like Solomon GrundyHit ya […]


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