Marriage SMS Messges

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is thebridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance torun away…!! Man at medical store:I need poisonChemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate Chemist: Oh! sorry,I didn’t knew u had a prescription.


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Marriage funny SMS

One day a man insertedan ‘advertisement’ in thelocal classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” Man before Marriage is like Airtel….“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.” It’s funny when people […]


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Marriage SMS

Imagine world without girlsroads sunsan markets viranna janu na janna koi girl friend k liye preshanbas namaz & quran&sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal […]


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