Sorry 2 disturb u.

Sorry 2 disturb u.Can u fax me ur photoIts very urgent,Serious matter has Comeup actually,We r playing cardsAnd lost the joker 


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The wind

The wind The wind The naughty wind That blows the girl’s skirt high But the nature is clever It sends dust with the wind To close the boy’s eyes.”;-)


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Naughty SMS

It’s better to stay away from girls.Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life,remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life ch pervaiz ellahi had 4 sons monas ellahi karim ellahi shabir ellahi nd wazir ellahiwhen his 5th son born his wife named him bas kar ellahi Teacher: […]


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Teacher sabse garam chez kia he

Teacher sabse garam chez kia hestudent: jalta howa bulbteacher: shabash woh kesestudent: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi


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Make a sentence using word “HAND”

Teacher: Make a sentence using word “HAND” Student: My penis in your hand. Teacher slapped him. Student: Sorry, I just forget to give space after “PEN”.


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My wife is so naughty

Sardar: My wife is so naughty. She always kidding with me. Friend: how..? Sardar: yesterday I went home. and I put my hands on her eyes. She said: Its you the watchman.


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Degrees of Girls

B.A = Beautiful Angel B.E = Beautiful Eyes B.Sc = Beautiful Structure L.L.B = Lovely Lifp and Body M.B.A = Married but Available


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