Grandma needs new denturesTo eat the crust on pizzaBeen taken out by her daughterBecause she thought she oughtaThe kids are eating SnickersBecause they’re so deliciousThen there’s sticky fingersAnd mother loses her knickers CHORUS:Bank holiday comes six times a yearDays of enjoyment to which everyone cheers!Bank holiday comes with a six […]
confidence isa preference for the habitual voyeur for what is known as(parklife)and morning soupcan be avoided if you take a root straight through what is known as(parlife)john’s got brewers droop he gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons they love a bit of it(parklife)who’s that gut lord marchinyou should cut down […]
ill barratt has a simple dreamhe calls it his plan Bbulidings in the sky and the air is sugar-freeand everyones very friendly plan B arrived on a holidayhe took a cab to the shopping mallsbought and ate until he could do neither anymorethen found love on channel 44 laaa, la […]
so far i’ve not really stayed in touchwell you knew as muchit’s no suprise that todayi’ll get up around two from a lack of anything to do and i might aswell just grin and bear itbecause it’s not worth the trouble of an argument and you have not really stayed […]
A malady has taken him overCoughing tar in his japanese motorThe lights are magicAnd he feels luckyAnd he’s got moneyShoots like an arrow – oh LONDON LOVESTHE MYSTERY OF A SPEEDING CARLONDON LOVESTHE MISERY OF A SPEEDING HEART Its love u like, and everyone’s at itAnd words are cheap when […]
She says there’s ants in the carpetDirty little monstersEating all the morselsPicking up the rubbishGive her effervescenceShe needs a little sparkleGood morning TVYou’re looking so healthy CHORUS:We all say, don’t want to be aloneWe wear the same clothes cos we feel the sameAnd kiss with dry lips when we say […]
Jubilee slouches in the setteeHe losing all will to moveHe gone divy too much tellyHe watching 24 hours of rubbishHe got butane he got plastic bagsHis eyes are going square oh yeahHe no raver just anti socialHe no going to cut his hair HE DRESSES INCORRECTLY… NO-ONE TOLD HIM SEVENTEEN, […]
I spy in the night sky don’t Iphoebe io elara leda callisto sinopejanus dione portia so many moonsquiet in the sky at night hot in the milky way outside in vega capella hadar rigel barnard’s starantares aldebaran altair wolf 359betelgeuse sun sun sun……………….
I’m on the white cliffs of DoverThinking it over and overBut if I jump it’s all overA cautionary tale for you I’d like to roll in the cloverWith you over and overOn the white cliffs of DoverAnd then I let you push me over If that is the factThen in […]
Street is like a jungleSo call the policeFollowing the herdDown to Greece, on holidayLove in the ninetiesIs paranoidOn sunny beachesTake your chances, looking for Girls, who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who doBoys like they’re girls, who do girls, like they’re boysAlways should be someone you really […]
