Pathan: molvi sahib kya wazu k bagair namaz ho jati hai ?molvi: nahi hoti.Pathan: ho jati hai!molvi: nahi hoti.Pathan: main ne khud parh k dekhi hai ho jati hai.

Pathan pizza hut gaya, to waiter ne pizza la kar rakh diya, Pathan aik ghantey tak baitha raha, Phir chillane laga ke, O khocha naan rakh ke gaya hai salan tumhara baap laye ga..?

Pathan 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya! Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao, Pathan: Tu tension na ley, Mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai.

Pathan: ALLAH ka lakh lakh shukar hai ke, Pakistan 13 August ko azaad nahi hua, Dost: (Heran hote hue): Kiu? Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kaise manatay…..

EK Pathan Office Ke 25th Floor Pe Tha; Ek Aadmi Bola : Dolat Khan Tumhari Beti Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi Hai? Ye Sunte Hi Usne 25th Floor Se Jump Laga Di Girte Huey 15th Floor k pass usay Yaad Aaya k us Ki Koi Beti Nahi Hai. 10th Floor Pe […]

Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha. Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha, Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai?? Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha. Hamara Assistant ne bola ke is ke oper char […]

Aik Pathan apne Rickshy ke saath khara tha, Aik Aadmi aaya aur Poocha: Khan Bhai Iqbal Town jao ge?? Khan: Mein to chala jaaon ga lekin mere Rickshy ka kon khayal rakhe ga?

Two Seater plane crashed in a kabristan in Peshawer. Next day headline: Ek hawai jahaz crash ho gaya, Pathano ne 250 Dead bodies dhoond nikali, Aur talaash jari…