Pathan Jokes / 13 August


Pathan Hindi SMS 14 August Pathan: ALLAH ka lakh lakh shukar hai ke, Pakistan 13 August ko azaad nahi hua, Dost: (Heran hote hue): Q? Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kaise manatay…


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Pathan SMS Jokes / Wakeel


Pathan text sms Adalat Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha. Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha, Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai?? Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha. Hamara Assistant ne bola ke […]


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Urdu Pathan SMS / Goli maar de


Latest Pathan SMS Khudkushi Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha. Jazbati ho kar kehne laga, Khudkushi Haram hai, Zulm hai, Gunah hai, Is se behter hai ke insan apne aap ko Goli maar de…


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Pathan Funny SMS / hamara b.v


New Pathan SMS saga behan Pathan: Yaara hamara b.v hum ko chor k chala gaya. Friend: Tum us ko piyar nhi kerta ho ga. Pathan: O nhi oye, Qasam Khuda ka, saga behan samjhta tha uss ko


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Adult Pathan SMS / Pish Pish


Pathan Adult SMS wife during Sex Pathans wife during Sex: Aaah aah gadha da lora da pish pish oee PIssshhh……..pathan: ooye aisi awazai mat nikalo khochi hamara peshab nikal jayegi


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Pathan Jokes / Main teri Maa Hoti


Pathan Sms Main teri Maa Hoti Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti … Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga


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