Pathan apni miss se:Miss kal apne muje call q ki the?Miss:mene to ap ko koi call nhi ki..Pathan:To kal mere mobile pe ye kyun likha arha tha ” 1 MISS CALL “ Aik pathan ki shadi hoti haiwo jab dulhan ko lay kr ja raha hota haito dulhan ka bhai […]
Sardar jee Driving on the Wrong side of the Road & He became upset & said “SHIT” I m Late To The Function Everyone is coming back. Sardar to Pathan:Tell me any 5 animals that live in water Pathan: Duck Sardar:Theek hai aur batao? Pathan: Duck ki ammi,abbu,bhai aur behan […]
Teacher:Kia Aap Bata Sakte Hain K Pathano K Kitne Jokes Hain? Pathan:Bohat Dair Sochne K Baad Bola:Mushkil Se 2 Ya 3! Baki Sab Sachay Waqiaat Hain 1 Pathan Dozkh Se NiklaChupke Se Janat Me GiaFarishtay Ne Bohat Mara Pathan:Oh Bhai Main Janati HoMain Dozakh May Gul KhanSe Naswar Lene Gya […]
GEO Reporter Pathan Se: Ye Batayien K Platform PrKharay Saray Pathan Kese Maray? Pathan:Ek Elaan Hua K Train PlatformPar Aa Rahi HaiSab Ne Patri Par Chlang Laga Di Reporter:Phir Aap Kese Bach Gye? Pathan:Mein Khudkushi K Liye PatriPar Leta ThaYe Elaan Suna To MeinPlatform Par Ja Kr Lait Gaya
Pathan ka shair;-Na Botal main, Na jaar main, Na hotel main na baar main.Na bike pe Na car main. . Na Ishq mein Na Pyar mein.Jo maza hay “NASWAR” mein 1 pathan dozkh se nikla,Chupkay sy janat me dakhil ho gaya,Farishtay ny bohat mara,Pathan: Oh bhai main janati hon,dozakh main […]
School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha Sir Ne Pucha, Chaku Liye KyoGhum Rahe Ho Bachhe Pathan Student:GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVERKaha Se Laun.
Bacha: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha? Mummy: Nahi to ! Bacha: To fir paida hone k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise
Ek pathan road pe potty kar raha tha. Police ne usey pakar liya, Jab usey le jaane lagey to mathan bola: “Saboot to utha lao”
