A man walked into a pet shop and said,– “I’d like a puppy for my son.”– “Sorry sir,” said the store owner, “we don’t do part exchange.” A vampire bat comes back to his fellow vampires with a blood on his mouth. They ask him where he got the blood. […]
Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a “Wall Street Journal” article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you. 1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the many calls asking where the […]
