Super Fantasy

Golden Keys, cash on trees, raining men its all for me geezEveryone here got the name C wow they all like bowin to me- I must be the King CFeelin super Oompa Loopa boomin in my jeep damn sweet super duper10 washing machines 10 jeeps on auction for me 10 […]


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Bad Babysitter

Babysitting sucks but whatever they got junk food, kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dogtooAnd a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub, I mean he’s old but not dimed outIf I’m bad I’ll turn around in the corner for Time OutAight Josh what you wanna do? You wanna watch cartoons?HBO got […]


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I Love You (Or At Least I Like You)

ft. JZone Baby you got what I needTry to sleep I haven’t slept, try to eat I forgetShit where’s your number hope that’s the one I keptNow we just met and I suspect I might just love youWell you can bet I’m mad thinkin of ya, don’t want to trouble […]


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Dichotomy

I got a dichotomy inside of me like sodomy my brain and body fight on the potty partof me wants a lobotomyIt’s botherin me you need to bottle me into a pill sell me at CVS next to the dillViagra for the terminally illSick and out of control I tried […]


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Keith 'N Me

ft. Kool Keith [Keith’s rhyme]Baby, can you feel my love?I got my shorts on-And I’m taking them offNow when I saw your face I’m a believerHey what you got the keys to my BeamerA keeper get the fever viva end receiverOochie Wally Wally leave it to my BeaverTake a big […]


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