Lovin And Touchin

Loving and touching andLaughing and Squeezing andWalking and Joking andSmiling and Teasing Loving and kissing andRubbing and scrubbing andStyling and slumming andRolling and cumming I’ll hold you a lifetimeI’ll love you foreverI’ll make you my wife andI’ll never forget you I’ll give you my smileOn the face of your childI […]


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Nobody Weird Like Me

the freakiest show i knowis the show of my ownliving my life in and outof the twilight zone bust my britchesbless my souli’m a freak of naturewalking totem polelook and see i think you’ll agreenobody weird like me intercourse with a porpoiseis a dream for mehell bent on inventing a […]


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Special Secret Song Inside – Version 3

1st verse: Well, my landlady, she lives 3 houses away.She claims that she can hear my baby screaming to me "fuck me"every day, when I’m in the hay. 2nd verse: Struck by lust in a telephone booth. Busted by a cop; he said, "that’s uncool."He said that she can hear […]


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Get On Top

Get on Top Get on Top Hit me come get me I bite but she bit me Go-rilla cunt-illa Sammy D and Salmonella Come with me ’cause I’m an ass killer You’re ill but I’m iller I’ll malinger on your block and Give the finger to a cop and Pick […]


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Special Secret Song Inside – Version 2

Well my lady lady, she livesthree houses awayshe claims that she can hear my baby screaming to me "Fuck me Anthony,well Anthony" I want to party on your pussy, babyI want to party on, party on your pussyI want to party on your pussy, babyI want to party on your […]


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Shallow Be Thy Game

I was not createdIn the likeness of a fraudYour hell is something scaryI prefer a loving godWe are not the centerOf this funny universeAnd what is something worseI do not serveIn fear of such a curse Shallow be thy game2000 years look in the mirrorYou play the game of shameAnd […]


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Special Secret Song Inside – Version 1

Well, my young lady, she livesthree houses awayshe claims that she can hear moaning and screaming to me fuckin’ you every nightwell, let me say "hey" I want to party on your pussy, babyI want to party on, party on your pussyI want to party on your pussy, babyI want […]


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Purple Stain

To finger paint is not a sin I put my middle finger in Your monthly blood is what I win I’m in your house now let me spin Python power straight from Monty Celluloid loves got a John Frusciante Spread your head and spread the blanket She’s too free and […]


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Police Helicopter

Aw! Police helicopter shot the skyPolice helicopter landin’ on my eye Yeah! Police helicopter takes a nose-divePolice helicopter, he ain’t shy Yeah! (REPEAT EVERYTHING) Aaw!


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Suck My Kiss

Should of been, could of beenWould of been deadIf I didn’t get the messageGoin’ to my headI am what I amMost motherfuckersDon’t give a damnAw baby think you canBe my girl, I’ll be your man Someone full of funDo me ’till I’m well doneLittle Bo PeepCumin’ from my stun gunBeware […]


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Johnny, Kick A Hole In The Sky

i cry, i cryi was born in a land, i don’t think you understandgod damn what i ami’m a native of this place, please don’t kick me in my facemy race has been disgraced won’t somebody testify, kick a hole right in the skytestify testify kick a hole right in […]


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Scar Tissue

Scar tissue that I wish you saw Sarcastic mister know it all Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you ’cause With the birds I’ll share With the birds I’ll share This lonely view With the birds I’ll share This lonely view Push me up against the wall Young Kentucky girl […]


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Catholic School Girls Rule

Catholic school girls rule… In the class she’s taking notesJust how deep deep is my throatMother Mary don’t you knowShe’s got eyes like Marylin Monroe Catholic school girls rule… From the cross she’s raised her headThis is what the sister saidGive no love until you’re wedLive no life until you’re […]


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Tearjerker

My mouth fell openHoping that the truthWould not be trueRefuse the news I’m feeling sick nowWhat the fuck am ISupposed to doJust loose and loose First time I saw youyou were sittingBackstage in a dressA perfect mess You never knew thisBut I wanted badly for you toRequite my love CHORUS:Left […]


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Subway To Venus

step right up and listen pleaseyou’re gonna get it with the greatest of easeeverybody gather round all aboard the undergroundyou’ve got to get in before you get outand gettin’ out is what it’s gonna be about if you find that you are blindopen your bashful mindlet my band step insideand […]


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