Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Par Baat Ki.. Banta: That’s Great Yaar.. Uss Ne Kya Kaha..?? Santa: Uss Ne Kaha.. : : : Wrong Number..
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Tag Archives: Santa Banta SMS
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Petrol’s Rate…
Petrol ke rate badhne par santa bola: “menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”
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Na Saas na hoti Na Biwi..
Santa Banta se: Mujhe Saas achi nahi lagti. Batna: Lekin zara socho ager tumhari saas na hoti to tumhari Biwi kahan se aati? Santa: Yahi to rona hai, Na Saas na hoti Na Biwi..
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Driving school…
Once a Santa joins a car driving school.. Banta: abe tera driving school kaise chal raha hai? Kuch aata hai kya tujhe? Santa: haan yaar.. Ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon,
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Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?
Banta: Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa: Papa ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dund Raha Hu
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Santa & Banta hated mobile,so decided 2 use pigeons.
Santa & Banta hated mobile,so decided 2 use pigeons.Once pigeon came with no msg.Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye ! it was a missed call
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Santa: Me apni biwi ko BA kar awunga
Santa: Me apni biwi ko BA karawunga fir MA fir P.HD karwunga,Fir badya nokri dilaunga. Banta: Fir aacha sa rista dek k uski shaadi bi kara dena
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Santa: Why is the Police nicknamed ”The heart of the country’ ?
Santa: Why is the Police nicknamed ”The heart of the country’ ? Banta: It beats, beats & beats…
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Santa : Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,kitna Paisa lagega?
Santa : Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,kitna Paisa lagega? Banta : Kuch B nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne k liye Paise nahi lagte
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Banta: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja ?
Banta: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja?Santa: oye! mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai ” Please Try Letter ‘later’ “
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Banta to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Banta to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, not my friend
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Banta 2 Sardar: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi ootaya?
Banta 2 Sardar: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi ootaya? Santa: kiun ootayon ? 30 rupaiye de key gana luwaya ae ohnu tera peo sune ga?
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Daku aur Banta…
Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa.. Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..! Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!
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2059. Banta’s School Funny SMS
Banta’s School Funny SMSHow do you recognize Banta in School?He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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2048. Santa Vs American fun hindi message
Santa Vs American fun hindi messageAmerican told Santa : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.Santa : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.
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