Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts:”BOMBAY..BOMBAY…” Air hostess: tells him -B- silent. So santa starts shouting- “ombay… ombay…”
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Santa visits bombay after many years
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Tag Archives: Santa SMS
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Teacher: Translate in English, “Mein Aam Aadmi Nahi Hoon”.
Teacher: Translate in English, “Mein Aam Aadmi Nahi Hoon”…….After thinking a lot Santa: I am not a mangoman
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Santa: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai.
Santa: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai. Doc: full body Xray. Xray report- Found fracture in ungli.
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A doctor wants 2 keep his name
A doctor wants 2 keep his nameinfront of his clinic as.‘Dr.R.K Psychotherapist’Santa was the painter n he wroteDr.R.K’Psycho the rapist’
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Santa was going on buffalo.
Santa was going on buffalo.A traffic police stop him & asked for helmet. Santa: “Abe niche dekh four wheeler hai”.
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Santa : I lost my dog
Santa : I lost my dogPolice : Put an add in newspaperSanta : Dont b silly Sir, My dog can’t read newspaper!
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Santa-Doctor,I hv a problm
Santa-Doctor,I hv a problmDr-Whats ur problem?Santa-I forget thingsDr-Since wen u r hving dis Problm?Santa-Which problem ?
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santa:Judge mujhe TALAAQ chahiye
santa:Judge mujhe TALAAQ chahiye, meri biwi ne ek saal se mujhse baat nhi ki!Judge:Ek baar phir sochle,aisi biwi naseeb walon ko milti
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Santa:beta give them a bucket of water!
Santa’s son: papa,there r people at the door, they r asking for donation for swimming pool. Santa:beta give them a bucket of water!
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Santa son to Papa: Papa ye star log jab mandir ate hai
Santa son to Papa: Papa ye star log jab mandir ate hai tab kala chashma kyu pehnte hai? Papa: Kahi bhagwanunhe pehchan k autographna maang le
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Ek dost ne santa se Poocha ” Yaar tu Hamesha Foreign channel
Ek dost ne santa se Poocha ” Yaar tu Hamesha Foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta hai” .. . Santa: “Yaar Kuch Bijli unki bhi Kharach hone do”
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Santa Bag lekar bus me ghusa,
Santa Bag lekar bus me ghusa, Aur zor se Chillaya Khabardar, Koi apni jagah se nahi hilega Santa Singh KulFiwala Khudsabke pas aega
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Banta: Biwi agar husband ko naukar samjhe
Banta: Biwi agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye ? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi,Do Char Ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
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