Sardar got into a bus on 1st April Sardar got into a bus on 1st Aprilwhen conductor asked for ticket.He gave Rs.10/-and took the ticket and said april fool.I have pass.
sardar in museumMuseum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
sardarji lift sms jokeSardarji Waiting at bus stop.One gentleman came there by Bike & asked :”You want lift?”SARDARJI says,” No thanks, my house is in ground floor”..
Sardar tamil smsSardar1 : Unga sondha ooru enga irukku..?Sardar2 : Namakku avvalavu vasadhi illainga, sondha veedu thaan irukku…
funny hindi smsSanskrit teacher asked :whats d meaning of ‘tamasoma jyotirgmaya’sardar studnt replies-“tum so jao ma main jyoti k ghar ja raha hu”
children’s day shayari-Nehru birthdayChacha ka hai janamdivasSabhi bacche aayengeChacha ji ke phool gulab se..Hum bache sama sab mehkayenge! Happy Children’s Day
sardar BOMBAY sms jokeSardar traveling 1st time in plane going 2 mumbai. While its landing, he shouted “BOMBAY, BOMBAY”. Air hostess said: “B silent”. Sardar: O.k..”Ombay, ombay”
Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every nightDoctor: take this tablet you will be okSardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game
banta trian message jokeBanta: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.Friend: Y?Banta: Got upper berth.Friend: Y did’nt U Xchnged?Banta: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..
sardar tamil funny sms Nermuga Thervil.. Sardar : Iya! Naan ulley varalaama? INTERVIEWER : Wait please.. Sardar : 75 Kilo iya!!
Family of Patriots Bhagat Singh was born in a Sikh family of farmers in the village of Banga of Layalpur district of Punjab (now in Pakistan) on September 27th of 1907. His family stood for patriotism, reform, and freedom of the country. His grandfather Arjun Singh was drawn to Arya […]
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Sardar lunch smsSardarji opens his lunch boxin the middle of the road. Why ? Just to confirm whether he is goingto or coming back from the office…Good afternoon
Sardarji calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”“Just a sec,” comes an answer.“Thank you.” says the Sardarji and hangs up!
Sardar was writing something very slowly.Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
