kisi ne Sardar ko SMS Kiya ke “Agar tu Zaheen hai to 100 Rupe Bhej, Hoshyaar hai to 200 Rupe Bhej” Sardar ne 500 Rupe Bhej Diye aur Likha “Main Sab ka Baap Hoon”

1st Sardar: Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis main ziada profit ho ? 2nd Sardar: Aisa ker sardiyo’n mein sasti Baraf le ker garmiyo’n mein baich de …

Aik sardar dosre se “main aur meri girlfriend shadi kar rahay hain” Doosra: “wow, shadi kab hai…..? Sardar: “meri 21 april aur uski 13 june ko.

Sardar to Bill Gates: Tusi v Kamal ho! Bill Gates: Why? Sardar: Tusi naam tey Bill Gates rakhye aye, tey Business tusi WINDOWS da karde ho.

Sardar ji joined army and was given a gun. Sir: Is ki naali apni taraf karon ya dushman ki taraf. Major: Jis ki bhi taraf kar lo faida mulk ka hi ho ga .

Sardar jee ne call milaii to awaaz aaiii, ” Aap ka balance is call ke liye na kafi hai, please apna account recharge karye “ Sardar: Koi baat nahi behan, aap ka shukriya jo aap ne mujh se baat ki.

A sardar was selling Parashoot: Plane se koodo, Button dabaoo aur zameen per safely land karo..” Customer: Agar parashoot nahi khula to ? Sardar: Oo yara tey paisay wapis…

Auto Wala: Sahab!30 Rupee Hue Sardar: Le 15 Rupee Auto Wala: Sahab,Ye To Baimani He Sardar: Abe Baimani Kaisi? Tu Bhi To Saath Beth Kar Aya Hai..

Sardaar: Doctor sahab, mein Chashma laga ke par to sakoon ga? Doctor: Haan, bilkul. Sardaar: To phir theek hai doctor sahab warna un-par aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.

Ek Sardar baap ki death pe buhut roya, phir uski sister ka phone aya. Phone sunkar wo aur bhi ronay laga. Logon ne pucha kyon ro rahay ho? Sardar: Meri behen ke abbu ka bhi intiqaal hogaya.

Aik Sarrdar Motorway PeCiggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha ThaUs Se Kisi Ne Poocha Kia Ker Rahe Ho ?Sardar Ne Kaha : Main Dekh Raha HooonAik Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai.

Sardar jee nay apni nai nai mangnee (engagement) torr dee. Friends: Sardar jee aap nay aisa kyon kiyaa. Kia larki kissee aur main intrested thee. Sardar jee: Issee liye tu mangnee torr dee k woh pehlay kisee aur main intrested nahi thee. Friends: Sardar jee iss ka matlab tu hai […]

Do sardar bank lotne gayeper gun bhol gayephir bhi bank loot liya. kaise ? Bank manager bhi sardar thabola: Kal yad se gun dikha jana…..