Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise ‘beach’ q kaheete hai ?Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai . 1st sardar:I am going ka […]
Sardar going with his sister,Some shouts Oye, ,mashok le ker kahan nikleSardar gets furious & slap him & saysOye, mashok hogi tero..Meri to behan Newspaper me chapa,50% sardar bewakuf hote h,is par sardaro ne khub halla machaya,fir chapa 50% sardar samjhdar hote h,tb jakar sardar shant hue…..
1 Aadmi Sardar se:Rotay Q ho?Sardar:Truck di takar tu bal bal bchya wan!Admi:Bch to gay ho phr Q rote ho?Srdar:Truck day piche likhya c“FAER MILLAN GAY” Sardar samosy k andr ka masala kha rha tha1 admi ny pucha,sardar ye kia?sardar :mujhay doctor nay bahir ki chezyn khanay sy mana kia […]
Sardar jee Driving on the Wrong side of the Road & He became upset & said “SHIT” I m Late To The Function Everyone is coming back. Sardar to Pathan:Tell me any 5 animals that live in water Pathan: Duck Sardar:Theek hai aur batao? Pathan: Duck ki ammi,abbu,bhai aur behan […]
Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga
Sardar Cycle K Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha. Man: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho Sardar ji? Sardar: Oye! BREAK DANCE
1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra, Aur Poster Pe Parha ” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER “ Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: ” I Want To Apply For This Job”
Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street, Suddenlt his Wife Said,”Oh ji Look At The Dead Bird” Sardar: Looked at Sky & Said, “Where, Where”? no bird, shard !
Chalti Train me Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nahi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Sardar : Ohe ! Ji Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho
Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye. Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga …..By Premchand
Sardar Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola: Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hai ……….By Premchand (9908143742)
Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.Gangubai: Kaun ?Santa: Main !Gangubai: Main kaun?Santa: Tu Gangubai Santa & Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.Banta : Dont worry, I have a one more. […]
Santa asks Taxi Driver: “Golden Temple jaoge?”Taxi driver: “Haan jaonga…”Santa ne pocket se lifafa nikala “Wapsi waqt mere liye langar le aana…!” Santa, ghabraiya huya Policeke paas jaata hai“Koi mujhe phone par dhamkata hai”Police, “Kaun!?”“TATA/HUTCH/RELIANCE… waale! Kehte hain ki….Bill de do varna kaat denge” Lady doctor: Tum roz subah mereClinic […]
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA” Pappu was writing his father”s name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are […]
