2041. mr.bean in school sms joke


mr.bean in school sms jokeTeacher: What is 5 plus 4?Mr. Bean: 9Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!


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1941. banta trian message joke


banta trian message jokeBanta: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.Friend: Y?Banta: Got upper berth.Friend: Y did’nt U Xchnged?Banta: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..


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1892. BUMPER OFFER SMS


BUMPER OFFER:Enakku neengal Thodarndhu SMS Anuppinaal, Win Pannalam:1) Rs.10 Lakh madhippulla Car’oda PHOTO.2) 29″ inch color TV’oda ATTAI PETTI.3) Singapore Pogum Plane’kku TATA Kaattum Vaaippu.4) Mega Prize: ennudan breakfast/lunch/dinner adhuvom ungal selavil.Hurry up!!


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823. good night sms jokes


good night sms jokesDon’t waste thinking about ur lost past,Don’t waste time 4 planning ur future,Better kill some mosquitoes with that time so that u can sleep better. Good night


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434. malayalam joke sms


malayalam joke smsSometimes i 4get to ask,“R U OK?”Sometimes i even miss to say,“Hi”But it doesn’t mean you are forgotten.No Never.. Ammachiyaane, balance illathondane !!!;-)


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468. Bruce Lee’s Favourites SMS


Bruce Lee’s Favourites:Vegetable: Thakka-Lee,Fruit: Pappa-Lee, Furniture: Narka-Lee,Fear: Perucha-Lee,Breakfast: Id-Lee,Festival: Diwa-Lee,Film: Gill-Lee,Animal: Pal-Lee,Friend: You (Koma-Lee),Best friend: Naan (ARIVA-Lee).Just for ja-Lee.


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