Teacher: which book is the most helpful book in ur life?………..Student:My DAD’S Cheque book!
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Teacher: which book is the most helpful book in ur life?
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Tag Archives: Teachers Day SMS
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Teacher 2 Student : WHat is the similarity between girlfriend n mobile?
Teacher 2 Student : WHat is the similarity between girlfriend n mobile? Student : Sir, both r disconnectd when there is ‘NO CURRENCY’
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Sir:Tum Kal school Q nhi aaye?
Sir:Tum Kal school Q nhi aaye?Student :sir mujhe bird flu ho gya thaSir:bird flu to murgiyo ko hota h?Stu:sir ap rozana murga jo bnate The
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Hindi teacher asks:
Hindi teacher asks:kaal kitne prakar ke hote hai?Student: 6 prakar ke-local kaalSTD kaalISD kaalDialled kaalRecived kaalMiss Kaal
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Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI
Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?? Student : Umeed Mat Haro Shadi K Baad B Ladki Pat Sakti He
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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’Teacher: What?Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
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SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To1 Time 100rs Fine2 Time 2003 Time 500Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”
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TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
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Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
Teacher teaching Algebra to StudentA=B=Cit means A=CSir asked student to give example for it!Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter.
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Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA
Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?….Student:ADNAN SAMI
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Boy: Teacher Gandhi ji K sir pe baal kyo nahi the.
Boy: Teacher Gandhi ji K sir pe baal kyo nahi the. Teacher: Ye inteligents logon ki Nishani He. Boy: Haa,Tabhi Ladkiyo k Baal Itne Lumbe Hai.
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Teacher: Kabir ka koi doha sunao ?
Teacher: Kabir ka koi doha sunao ? Little Marwadi Child: “Kabir salo bewakoof,Doho diyo banaye, Khud to salo khisak gayo,Manne diyo fasaye”.
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Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.Student: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.
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